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[HandWave]These are not the mexicans you are looking for...[/HandWave]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Google maps has failed me for the last time...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I find your lack of faith in Google Maps disturbing.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Google Maps does not concern me, Griff. I want that ship, not excuses.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What a waste of aluminium foil that should have been used for cooking bacon!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Had heard about an "End of Earth" sign at Michigan, quoted on this page.[^]. Looks like its not there today.
Has the Earth ended?
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Yes, didn't you get the memo?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Not in my mailbox Still on the way, maybe.
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Your mail server was Alderaan?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I remember a movie around those lines....
if (endofearth == worldsend)
{
foreach(pub p in pubs){
barcrawl(p);
}
saveWorldFromAliens();
movieEnd();
}
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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That's no moon!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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At least it wasn't the police[^].
veni bibi saltavi
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In a recent CP newsletter, the following article link was supplied: Why comments are stupid, a real example
After careful consideration, I offer the following comments:
# IDIOT
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Ah but you forget
Rem IDIOT
; IDIOT
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Ahh - but the Lounge is supposed to be KSS . . .
so I need to watch my language;
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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And
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There's no halting for idiotic comments
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You are wise in the ways of the force! +5
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Indeed!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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No comments!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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