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When I saw this[^] I had to share! 
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London marathon be buggered.
It was the Beijing marathon, here.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My missus ran in a four-miler, last year (they do it every year, but I do everything I can to make her forget).
I have absolutely no interest in running (I was a long-distance runner as a kid; I've done my bit), so I just walked the route, and met up with her at the end.
I beat a good quarter of the participants. I've never seen so many people put so much effort into going slower than they can walk.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Chris is awake and beating the hamsters into submission!
I don't think he's too happy with the Chinese at the moment: his "lazy Sunday" has gone - but he's on it, so we should be clear pretty soon.
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Looks like everything is back to normal... 
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Not quite - there are still 81,576 items in the moderation queue!
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/puts down smoking keyboard.
Not any more.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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"If you've done 81,576 impossible things this morning, it's time for breakfast at Milliways!"
 ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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You should be able to slide the space bar like the pump action for a shotgun in cases like this! 
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Shouldn't someone be paged if the queue hits 100?
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If they are in the moderation queue, they aren't being displayed, so no problem.
It would only be an issue it the site couldn't handle the load, and that doesn't seem to be a problem.
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Yes, the existing system worked, but you can't expect mere mortals to click that many big red Xes.
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I tried.
Gawd knows I tried.
And I wasn't the only one!
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I hit a few hundred, but knew the task was bigger than all of us.
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It might be an idea to add a multi-kill to the moderation queue for cases like this: when you delete, you get a popup saying "the same member has nnnn other posts in the queue" with an option to delete them all at the same time?
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Or "there are nnnn messages that all say mmmmmm, kill all?"
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Nice idea. What should the icon look like? A mushroom cloud?
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Leslie Neilson in a Mountie uniform? He did play Fraser's Dad's friend Buck on Due South.
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Bob in his Mountie outfit.
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A Kangaroo with an Uzi.
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Quote: Kangaroo with an Uzi
Naah! An octopus with 8 Uzis!
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How about a Dalek from Doctor Who.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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