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Sander Rossel wrote: I need a woman
I have one - she can't ironing either...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The ironing of this post is so deep, i feel with you
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Oh the irony! That was so smooth...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sander Rossel wrote: <sexist remark>
I need a woman 
</sexist remark>
alternatively you can use Gin[^].
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Sander Rossel wrote: <sexist remark>
I need a woman
</sexist remark>
What? to teach you how to iron?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That's one theory 
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Sander Rossel wrote: hardest part of being a software engineer would be the ironing.
That is why it is always important to read the fine print!
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Buy wrinkle free shirts, have them dry cleaned, and when you are done wearing them put them back on the hanger.
Works for me and I wear nothing but button up dress shirts at work.
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Confucius he say: man who iron badly really crease me up! 
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This video popped up in one of my feeds and I think it is pretty damn good! Various scenes and events in the city, from sunsets to construction sites to sporting events.........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwvsJkCnC4k[^]
Enjoy!
modified 10-May-15 22:23pm.
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Apparently Google.de[^] today show's a doodle that other countries' Google-sites don't show - and maybe it's a welcome reminder for you 
edit, for clarity: it's Mother's Day, in several countries.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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That doodle came on google before too. It's for mother's day but google put it there before too. can't remember the date though 
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Google uses machines to spot patterns in what i search for to build up a profile to sell on.
I feed them machine generated bunk so making the data they sell become worthless.
They are experts in spotting this and you might write code that will fool them for a little bit but after an hour or two they will spot you and send you to a page asking for you to type in a some text.
Here the trick is to send Google a search request and to then parse the form they return to make sure that the next HTTP "GET" uses the same Name/Value pairs that you get back from the first form
www.google.com?q=my+seach+text won't last long.
You can also parse google search results pages so that the links go direct to the sites and are not relayed via google who first records the click. (Years ago they sent you direct, come get your free canndy)
Adverts links are not quite so easy but using a proxy server you can send a fake request to turn the tracking ID's into Urls and then send a cut down reply back to the browser.
Stop peeking throught my letterbox and I will stop poking you in the eye.
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I'm also very critical towards Google but in this case, the point of my post was to inform you about Mother's Day  Nonetheless, your reply is an interesting read
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Dr Gadgit wrote: Stop peeking throught my letterbox
But you invited them.
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I did not invite google to put spy scripts and nearly every page on the internet that people view.
Google is a monoply that needs to be broken up so others can compete to provide a search engine and not Gazprom thats a russia gas supplier that no one has ever heard off.
As always its do as we say and not as we do when in comes to america and its corporations
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Yes you did; it's in the terms of service, which are implicitly agreed to (by you) when you use their product. If you don't like it then use a different product.
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When i visit a web-site and did not click a box to say i agreeded to anything then how is that an agreement for Google to run 5000 lines of script in the page to try to hack details from my machine.
The T&C of running scripts on my machine is that my machine might lie/fake the results that are then uploaded.
The Google monoply allows them to hold a gun to peoples heads and if everyone was so happy with what google is doing then how come more and more people are trying to block them.
Sites (maybe even here) will say in the T&C that no one is allow to block the add-servers but most people I know do.
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