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Marc Clifton wrote: Or it's time to start putting birth control in the water or sterilizing 9 out 10
males at birth.
Plastics!
[sorry, I was "researching" the evils of plastics on our endocrine systems over the weekend]
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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The company that makes the Parallela board has a promotion where they want people to connect their boards to the internet so the company can build a supercomputer out of them.
Check it out! http://supercomputer.io[^]
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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We can call it SkyNet!
Can't read the article, blocked at work.
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Because it's Towel Day![^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Of course, I never go outside without it
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I have mine with me. Today is Memorial Day in the USA so I am getting a lot of questions about why I am carrying a towel - and some abuse from people with single track minds when I answer truthfully. However, it is very handy to keep the sun off my neck - it's going to be another hot one today!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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You are indeed a hoopy frood!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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On the peg next to the coat.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I don't know where my towel is - I threw it in a long time ago.
/ravi
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Yes, best not get any ideas, they really hurt, and I'm all out of lemon juice...
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This sounds like a great time to recite some Vogon poetry...
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There is NEVER a great time to recite Vogon peotry!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My poetry appreciation chair just collapsed under the overload.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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GT is an amazing gentleman, witty, funny and a very insightful person. If you have a Facebook account follow him!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Mike Hankey wrote: If you have a Facebook account follow him!
Indeed, one of the very few Facebook accounts I find worthwhile to follow.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Indeed, one of the very few Facebook accounts I find worthwhile to follow.
Same here, most content on FB is crap!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Sorry about that Mike. I try
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No it's not you Pete.
My ex always said I was trying...
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I was moved by his story. Thanks for posting this.
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Ernst Stavro Blofeld wrote: I was moved by his story. Thanks for posting this.
You're welcome. I was too.
Marc
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Lasted about 2 minutes. I can't get inspired by injustice. A cultural thing I guess.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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...ever typed 'clear' in a Windows Console to clear the screen, and simply got an error?
I just compiled a 'clear.exe' executable with MinGW-w64, and I will share it if anyone wants it (I use Msys2 and Linux quite a bit, and I often type clear in a cmd.exe instance)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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