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We had a similar thing occur here, the police got him, but he was A Minor.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They call themselves "The BachStreet Boys"
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Rock on Dude!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Devil has been smoking for a while. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Very cool!  I'd love to hear this on electric guitars Yngwie style!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Funny isn't it?
Hacker News Onion: Developer Accused Of Unreadable Code Refuses To Comment
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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i love it, not sure if pun or not
do you still have a link to the article?
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Read this tweet[^].
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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aaah, will do 
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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One of the tweets reads Quote: I hate commenting it's the vain of my existence as a programmer
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
Which movie?
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Waiting for Godot
veni bibi saltavi
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For God's sake Jim, I'm a doctor not a pool man!
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You're dead, Jim.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I had to google it, but this must be....
Gone in 300 Seconds
OK, so it is a TV episode. I thought it was a sequel to Gone in 60 Seconds 
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Carry on Nagy - the pub visit
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
When he climbs into the dolphin tank
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yest it is.
a) did you look it up?
b) did you read the uttermost important MQOTD-Rules ?
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Very clever, but you got the right answer, which is wrong. The joy of this game is the pleasure of being wrong in the right way. Go clever, go silly, go tangential - that is the route to real success.
Plus Jim Carey really is a steaming pile of monkey ka-ka; comedies equivalent to Nick Cage.
veni bibi saltavi
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Don't you mean a steaming pile of.... guano? They've got guano! 
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Nah, guano at least has some uses.
veni bibi saltavi
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