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So what else is new? I have never met a developer who had anything good to say about code he inherited from someone else. We're all individually God's gift to coding are we not? Everybody else's stuff is crap!
If you think hiring a professional is expensive wait until you try an amateur! - Red Adair
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I appreciate what you're saying and understand that you're probably just joking around, but I've inherited a lot of great code. Often I think, "I would have done that differently, or this really needs to be updated or refactored to a newer version of 'the framework/design pattern'", but it's consistent, and well architected. And sometimes, I'm like, "Whoa, that is awesome....!"
But not very often.
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A bad week for jazz too
ornette coleman dies at 85[^]
For the uninitiated - a sample[^]
And a quote from the great man that all developers should be able to identify with Quote: "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something."
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will track you down, you have my Word.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are excelling yourself.
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Just how did he gain access?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I will make OneNote in my Calender. I know the Outlook is not good for the thief!
veni bibi saltavi
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But remember don't PowerPoint at him, he might have Access to this Publisher and now Outlook s for you.
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I'm sure the cops will catch up with him, when he crashes for the night.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Who ever catches him should get a ribbon.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Careful you don't push his buttons!
/ravi
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Why not, he's gonna end up in a cell anyway.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I don't want to start a row. Best to table this discussion, methinks. Otherwise he might start spreading some sheet... he's a calulating feller, he is.
/ravi
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His record shows that he's a flight risk, he might jet off to some distant place and join up with his friends.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I see. Quell that, I say!
/ravi
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He might slide into a quiet existence, for him that would be quite a transition.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I see your power point.
/ravi
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Occasionally, after a few beers he becomes very animated, at which point bullets may fly.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I've got Clippy too! I'll contact you with ransom info later! No cops or Clippy gets it.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Promise?
Now, where's that number ... 9 ... 1 ... 1 ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's 1234 on your speed dial.
Software Zen: delete this;
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...obviously have no taste-buds.
The Dausage is a cross between a sausage and a doughnut. It is a succulent meat sausage, filled with different varieties of jam (or if you are from the US, jelly!) and other doughnut-like fillings.
EDIT: Would my anonymous stalker care to explain why you think this message is spam/abusive?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
modified 11-Jun-15 10:56am.
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That can't possibly be good tasting
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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