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Auric Goldfinger wrote: software engineer/developer/programmer/idiot
er make that software engineer/developer/programmer/idiot/dick[^]
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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Years ago, I worked on a check-writing application on a VAX/VMS box, written in C, with an Ingres database back end. All fine and good.
Write the checks, update the database, maintain integrity, increase check number, etc.
Then, two other sites were added to the node. All good.. separate databases.. no problem.
Check-writer... please change the code so that as checks are written against each system, duplicate check numbers are never used. Open three connections, update each with the last check number used, commit each session, close connections.
Not fun... I don't envy you.
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Sounds like a job for an ETL process to me (SSIS?). :shrug:
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Why? Because you hate Michael Jackson? Then I will help you. Or is it because this guy plays it? Then I will also help you because he did not use a decent electric guitar.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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May I suggest the possibility that axe = the thing you swing around and hack away with at the end of the concert?
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possibly also axe = the kind of guitar you might want to use for Heavy Metal.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Wonderful
Nice to hear some things unplugged.
Is your axe a Spear & Jackson or something else?
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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I have a few Axes.
My favourite day-to-day acoustic axe is a Takamine.
it is no good at chopping down trees.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Guys really talented, his choice of music sucks.
[edit]
Thanks I'm packing to move and find that that song is stuck in my head.
[/edit]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
modified 25-Jun-15 11:06am.
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This version[^] isn't bad.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I saw this guy as support act at a concert I went to - very good indeed!
Elliot Morris with Billie Jean[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I can’t get enough of banalities (10)
And as a bonus
Quiet insects wearing trousers in America. (5)
Both pretty simples, I think...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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insatiable - anagram of banalities
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You're up tomorrow!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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And the second one is "PANTS" - P for Pianissimo, ANTS for insects.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: And the second one is "PANTS"
Oh! I thought it was quite good
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Movie Quote Of The Day
It means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black, and drive Jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead dog-munching dink you are if you don't?
Which movie?
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The thing
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The Nicolas Cage Story.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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white chicks
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh, come on! Everyone knows Stig!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Read the rules of MQOTD (Thought it was a funny guess play, could be also fun (??)). Adise pls how can I open my mask? setting my picture?
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