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That is just terrifying!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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As freaky as that was, having something take over your body, is a bit more scary to me.
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30 Cows in a field and 28 Chickens, how many didn't?
Somebody had me in the pub on this yesterday and it had me stumped for awhile.
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Whats the difference between a Duck?
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10? That's 20 mad cows in a field.
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That was a real question?
I don't get it
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It only works in English, Read it this way:
30 Cows in a field and twenty ate Chickens, how many didn't?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Elephant... thank you captain
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Thank you for this, finally I also understand it
Thanks.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I was going to say "2", but if I wrote it in binary, my answer would have been correct too, if you read it as an decimal number.
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Cows don't eat chickens.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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OK that was odd.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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"omnomnom"
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Chickens on the other hand are vicious evil beasts who won't hesitate to eat another chicken. They would probably try eating a cow if they thought they could avoid being stepped on.
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In some countries, they used to add bone meal (cow, chicken, you name it) to cow feed. This was the major cause of Mad Cow disease.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This was a Facebook video that went viral I believe.
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No, that is not the beginning of a joke, it's merely a strong urge on my part.
I just had my car at the mechanics to change the tyres (which was definitely needed). When they bring my car back out, I notice straight away that the handle on the drivers door is completely damaged (which it most certainly wasn't when I left the car there).
What do the sunshines say? "No, we didn't do that, you must have hit something on the way here..."
Yeah, like I wouldn't have noticed that, just like I didn't noticed the damage before despite having entered and exited the car twice before today (last time when I left the car with them).
The most elephanting part of it all is that now it's word against word and nothing I say can or will pursuade them to take any responsibility. I even have my wife as witness. I drove her to work this morning, and she can testify that the damage was not there before.
My guess is that the mechanic did the damage, knows about it very well, but is afraid to admit it to his boss...
So now I'm on my way to Sears to buy a crowbar (that IS an old joke[^])
And people wonder why mechanics have such a bad reputation...
RANT OVER!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 24-Jul-15 4:18am.
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Feeling with you, had such problems also, worst i encountered so far. Driving off the first meter car breaks down.
We didn't do that, oh yeah we forgot that, that costs put in amount high as elephant € to fix it. Uhm what? You f*'d up and i need to pay? Whoat?
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