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Heard that a famous philosopher (don't remember who) has said: "If an ant were to think of God, it would think of a very big ant".
Similarly, the concept of God conceived by man.
Note: I am a believer in God, all the Gods in all temples around; and also the 330 million demigods in the Hindu pantheon.
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Then an ant god would be a gi ant.
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No, it would be transcend-ant!
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Did Noah keep his bees in the ark hives?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I just wonder why the bastard saved the mosquitos.
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Order from the management...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You got it brother and I would also throw in ticks and leeches!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Pun aside, there are apparently people who think about these questions[^], and then blog about their thoughts.
Try Grapple for Android, it has a naked pixel guy in it!
Also, loads of blood and some snakes.
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If a similar situation pops up now, I am sure Noah will save Google servers first, and the rest will follow
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We'll never Noah.
Of the question you raise, from what the boat was made of, I decided I wood gopher another pun.
Thx for letting me flood the post with answers, watered down though they may be, as I float them your way.
modified 3-Aug-15 15:56pm.
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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?
A reptile dysfunction.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I simply say, "wake up". It gets up then.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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If you use "robotic lizard" instead of just "lizard" then you can refine the punch line to e-reptile dysfunction.
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Q: What do you call it when a robotic lizard can't boot up?
A: E-reptile Dysfunction
Jeremy Falcon
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Even better.
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UFO landing.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Space Jellyfish!
Are you trying to confuse us all with name changes, or just me?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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