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Ziv Nitzan wrote: Is there a bug which is not latent?
Only when they are blatant.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe this would be a bug which is not latent:
Lead: Why did you do it like that?
Engineer: There was not other way of doing it.
If you're having a bad day, stare at your feet and smile.
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I understand your concern. I myself was, once upon a time, guilty of creating such a verbal event. It was, actually a vengeful act on my part due to a buzz-word spreading right before my eyes (a different story). Anyway, it is as follows:
I wrote an internal communication that noted that since no one had ever come up with the concept before there were no hints at a course to follow. Thus, I would need to "take an educated guess" which I wrote as follows:
This Will Necessitate the Application of Judicious Empiricism
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yes,
any that the users have already found
frequently missed before release due to
A latent defect in a service management sub-system..”
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I've been there... Kind of like the Tel-Aviv bus lines . . . "you can't get there from her" put into practice.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looks like a good joke! ^_^
I mean I don't have (and can't find) the screen saver setting on Windows 10!
And anyway how hard cant it be to change the picture hey!?
And why would the wife care anyway?
MM... maybe they are American, that might be why...
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Super Lloyd wrote: And why would the wife care anyway?
Depends on what the images displayed...
Two girls, one cup?
(NSFW, do not google. In fact, don't ever google that phrase. Trust me on this.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thanks... i thought i have gone over this, now you reminded of what cruel insanity exists on this world!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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This is so excessively disgusting!
House could you even mentioned it!
Remark, I didn't google it, I Bing it, now I regret it!
What has been seen can't be unseen!!
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Super Lloyd wrote: House could you even mentioned it!
For the glory of Satan of course...!
That's basically just like "Don't watch an Anime called Boku, this sh is disgusting" and so on
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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You seem to be quite an, um, expert on these matters.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Super Lloyd wrote: I Bing it
Well, there is your problem!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Super Lloyd wrote: I don't have (and can't find) the screen saver setting on Windows 10!
It's quite well hidden - looks like they've left it in the old-style Control Panel, so you won't find it by digging around in the settings.
Fortunately, the search works quite well; just type "screen saver" in the search bar (or the "Find a setting" box), and it should come up at the top of the list.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Fortunately, the search works quite well; just type "screen saver" in the search bar
Of course! So simple!
Thanks!
Anyhow I like to just let my screen on! ^_^
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One of my friends had his school assignments stored under 196 layers of encryption (don't ask). He is known as a "cryptopath".
Yeah, he's nuts.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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"school assignments"... of course
That's what I called it when I was young as well
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They seriously were. He left them decrypted once when he went to the restroom and another of my friends took a look. He was gone about 45 minutes, so there was plenty of time (Not sure what made him take so long).
He also called porn the "Spawn of cabbage" (He hated cabbage with a passion). He was, as I said, a bit nuts.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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This story has the smell of a "manufactured" urban legend.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Absolutely...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oops and oops and oops...
The default settings for screensaver upon installation of Windows 10 is 'None'!!!
To rotate the photos from the local library the man should have to change the screensaver settings to 'Photos'!
So...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thanks for the heads up, best change that quick!!
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I like the quality of the Mail's technical writers: "Windows 10, the biggest update Microsoft has made to its computer software, finally launched after a massive beta test programme."
So, the change from 16-bit to 32-bit pales into significance?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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