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The Beat Goes On
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Beat Nicolas Cage-free Chicken Dumplinguistics and StoneS may break my bone butter and jellyfishy around here she is, Miss Amerigo Verspucci Gucci shoeleatherbacked turtle soup kitchen with Dinah Shorebird on a wire transfer station cop on the beat
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You're trying to break the spam filter, aren't you?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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No, but a little exercise never hurt anybody.
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Will be in London being a bum for a week arriving Sunday. Too much to hope for meeting up with any CPians. But if you happen to run across a long haired (bloody Yank) tourist complaining that "he's on the television every week but the week I decide to come here, no Daleks, no Cybermen and no Weeping Angels. Where is that elephanting blue box?", I think I can stand to buy you a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) even at London prices.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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That's a good week to be in London - the GBBF[^] is on from Tuesday to Saturday! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: That's a good week
Completely by accident I assure you....
Yeah, that's my story and I am sticking to it! 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Come over to Munich. We have better beer here
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Come over to Munich
Yeah, thanks. Been there, done that.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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In that case you can't possibly go to England for the beer. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: for the beer
Nope. Not much of a beer drinker. Had 1 beer since leaving Germany 30 years ago.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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I probably also would drink no more beer after leaving Germany.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Come over to Munich. We have better more beer here
FTFY
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I stand corrected. Better AND more.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You've never tasted beer.
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That's a bold statement. When I look out of the office window, I see the oldest still active brewery in the world on a hill. Look here.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's not Beer that is Lager.
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That's ok. With the same kind of logic the Bavarians here would declare you to be a Prussian, as any other stranger.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nonsense! You've either never been to England, or you're one of those lager-drinking fools. 
Only Belgium can rightfully claim to have better beer than us.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oh please warm up my beer a little and get rid of all that foam
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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As I thought - a lager drinker. 
Lager has to be served cold and fizzy so that you don't notice how much it tastes like stale urine.
A decent ale, on the other hand, should be served at room temperature so that you can enjoy the flavour.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Cold. Not even close. More something like this[^].
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OK, your decent lagers tend to be much better than the pissy mass-produced crap than InBev dump on us.
Your real ales, however ... apparently there are some[^], but they're few and far between.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Let's fill in the gaps with some of the countless wheat beers, Bock and all kinds of others. No need to be so focused on ale.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Richard Deeming wrote: Only Belgium can rightfully claim to have better beer than us.
Only some of it - we have made some truly gawd-awful beers over the years! 
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