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Commas still Count
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Name and shame. C'mon, who's the manufacturer?
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super wrote: The Irony is that the Jam is there but in opposite direction.
Contrary to readings given by AMI (the Alanis Morrisette Irony Meter) that is not irony. A replacement is thoroughly recommended!
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Did Chiron1 like to be the centaur of attention?
1 - Roman Greek half horse, half man, also known as Cheiron
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 12-Aug-15 13:44pm.
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Now your just stringing us along.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Chiron? I was about to make an offhanded remark, then I realised that would be sinistre.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I imagine he was quite popular with the ladies.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, mares loved him a lot.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I think Chiron and the centaurs were Greek, not Roman.
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Chiron[^] agrees to you.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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So where are the centaurs hiding?
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In the wardrobe...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're right; I'm wrong...
But it's all Greek to me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only until his voice went hoarse.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Article headline and "gotcha" for the National Enquirer (and suchlike rags):
SOME McDONALDS EMPLOYEES NOW MAKING SIX FIGURES PER HOUR IN CALIFORNIA!!!
Some shift managers are earning up to $10.27 per hour at McDonalds!
After all, "$10.27" is six figures, isn't it?
Go figure: "$" and "." are figures, as are the "cents" portion (27) of the salary.
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Maybe they're getting paid in Iranian Rials, $10.27 would be ~305635 Rials.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How many rials does it take to buy a Ruby? Can Ruby buy rubies with rials, or would she be run out of town on rails?
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B. Clay Shannon wrote: How many rials does it take to buy a Ruby? By the hour?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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$000010.27
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Don't be shy, pile up a few more zeros!
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..how about organizing those OTD's in their own forum?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I think that is the best idea I have heard all week, both personally, and professionally.
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I down-voted you; this should be in its own forum!!!!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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But why? We have only about 16 topics in the Longue for the past 8 hours. How may forums to open for these 16 threads?
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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