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Movie Quote Of The Day
Happiest time of my life is when I was broke.
Which movie?
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"My life as a repairman"?
Alternatively
"Renovating Debbie"?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Paris in East End.
Life is too shor
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Wolf of Wall ST
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Humpty Dumpty
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I may have missed it (or I may be pre-emptive) but congrats _Damian S_ on your new job!
(spooky how I know these things!)
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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ROFL... way to steal a bloke's thunder!!
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Hi _Damian S_,
What's up? Long time no see...
I don't know anything about a new job.
So how have you been?
At least you can get some artificial thunder back...
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G'day Sander...
Yeah, I've not been on here much lately... I guess when you are looking for work you kind of let everything else slip. It's been over six months and 100 job applications to finally get an interview... then I had a few in quick succession!! Now that I've accepted a role, I've turned down another role and declined a further three interviews... typical!!
My new role is a Business Analyst role in a software redevelopment project. I'm moving off the tools, but using my technical background to provide the business with an effective BA who actually understands what the devs are up to!
D.
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Yeah - sorry - had just got an email from Verity with the bad news...
Still - 6 month contract - the way our place moves we might be ready to employ someone by then
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Yeah, you have no idea how sad I was about it... typical!!
I'll keep you posted on my availability...
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These are by far not the funniest. If ever anything can be "funniest".
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'Tis but a flesh wound
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Something went wrong on Friday, a consequence became noticeable today.
I was asked if there was something wrong or if it was just a freak occurance.
The problem was caused by a stupid person failing to correctly follow a stupid process that was implemented to fudge rather than fix an issue in a stupidly implemented system.
I replied that it was not so much a freak occurance as an occurance of freaks.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Dare I hope to have inspired that outburst? I do hope so.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Unfortunately, I felt inspired today by our indigenous terrestrial life forms:
'Stupidity has a life all its own – and it seems to be immortal'
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Each day not killing everyone becomes harder to justify.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Compromise: Just cull the herd now and then.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I feel for you. There have been times where I wish our system (US) allowed me to vote against someone with out voting for some one.
Then we get to take the one with the most negative votes out and remove him (or her) from the gene pool.
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I'd love to see the campaigns for that election. It would have vilification on a whole new level.
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