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That's why he still have enough fingers to type the message.
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At this point in the relationship it would have to be a toilet bath;
1) List lid put in detergent
2) Insert cat and close lid immediately.
3) Wait for commotion to subside.
4) Flush and wait for newly created commotion to quit.
5) Stand back lift lid carefully to release cat.
6) If you didn't get attacked celebrate by having an adult beverage.
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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My grandkids actually tried that one recently, it will be a while before the shredding heals. They got no sympathy from the parents and had to explain in school where and why they got shredded.
My response that they should stand back from the toilet when opening the lid next time was not found amusing by the parents.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Yeah when you let them out it is at your own risk and you better stand back out of the way.
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Awesome!
Our family has 4 cats, 2 from an adopt a cat program, and 2 as kittens left for dead in the Adirondack Mountains.
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Slacker007 wrote: kittens left for dead What monster would do such a thing?
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Valve Corporation apparently.
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Sander Rossel wrote: What monster would do such a thing?
I know, right?!
Anyhow, my wife found them on the side of the road, we took them to the vet, paid the $$$, and now both cats (all black) are healthy, prospering, and part of our family. They play with the kids and sleep at the foot of our bed. Nice.
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Before you get entirely down on the human race consider the possibility that a feral mother may be the culprit. That's certainly how I got two of my cats.
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Yeah, but then it's called nature and circle of life and all that
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I am so sorry for you.😢
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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You really don't like cats, do you?
I think 9 out of 10 times I prefer cats to people
Let me put it this way, I have yet to meet a cat I don't like
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I on the other hand, love cat ... I call it 'the other white meat' .. any recipes you need, let me know
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Sander Rossel wrote: Let me put it this way, I have yet to meet a cat I don't like
Or a human that I do!
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I like you for saying that
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We got 2 cats. They came with the wife. I do not mind them if they keep their distance but the one seems to have latched onto me. The more I try to push it away or tell it to get lost the more affectionate it becomes towards me. Dumb animal. The wife just laughs at me. I just hope a coyote gets it one day.
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Congratulations! You didn't say how old Nika is.
May she have a long happy life.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Nika is six. Not too young, not too old.
I'm sure she'll be fine, thanks!
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You've clearly got the knack ... you will be good friends I'm sure. Keep up the good work
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CHill60 wrote: You've clearly got the knack I've always said "I want cats instead of children."
Today that dream came true
Although I could still get children someday and that would kind of ruin it for me... Selfish children ruining my dreams!
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Definite case of pictures or it didn't happen, you realise!
Nevertheless, congratulations to Nika on her wise selection. What? You didn't think it was down to you in any way, did you?
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Member 9082365 wrote: Nevertheless, congratulations to Nika on her wise selection. What? You didn't think it was down to you in any way, did you? I already made the joke that Nika actually brought back her previous owners
Member 9082365 wrote: Definite case of pictures or it didn't happen, you realise! Working on it! I'll probably upload a few tomorrow
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Now that you've got a real cat, stop browsing those cat videos on the Internet and save some bandwidth for the Humanity!
I personally don't like cats (or any other pet, for that matter) but it's nice to know you two are getting along.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Agent__007 wrote: Now that you've got a real cat, stop browsing those cat videos on the Internet and Did you stop browsing pr0n when you got a girlfriend?
I think not!
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Sander Rossel wrote: When I told the care-taker I wanted that cat she was surprised because Nika wasn't so good with people.
The simple truth is: If I am good to the Nika, Nika will be good to me. The fact that she's purring means that she trusts you completely. Getting the trust of an animal is not easy. So, cat
Addendum: Our cat is sleeping on my lap right now.
modified 20-Aug-15 4:44am.
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