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But what about immortality?
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I believe that's part of the hard approach.
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Immortality does not exist. Even the stars will fade eventually.
That's a good thing.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Agreed, but the time that is left until the last star fades away comes close enough to infinity/eternity/immortality I guess. And it's a difference if you think of "immortality" as an individual, or as a species.
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I am left wondering whether or not Shadowfax (not the music group) was a unicorn, and did Gandalf remove the horn to gain immortality?
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Most people think that land animals evolved from sea animals. In the case of unicorns, I tend to think the opposite. They returned to the sea and evolved into narwhals[^].
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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There is a group that takes newborn goats, fuses their horn buds into one centered bug, and they have a baby unicorn. The goats grow up with a single horn.
White, one horn. Pretty close to a unicorn.
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I used to work in a mad house too, but got fired.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Is it a coincidence that Jack The Ripper and Winnie The Pooh both have the same middle name?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oscar The Grouch isn't amused.
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Watch out for Conan The Barbarian!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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And they both rumbled some tumbly's
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seems that
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: there is something wrong with you. Indeed. But what exactly?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Actually it's only 79. The bagpipes joke appears twice, ironically rather undermining its point!
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Ironically, also one of the worst of the jokes listed.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: one of the worst of the jokes Not sure how you can even find one that's worse than another. They nearly all were terrible. Boo. Boo!!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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