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Hmm, no one's gonna get this one. So congratulations, you are up again tomorrow.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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So you programm in brainfuck[^] eh?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Pssst. Dan. Hey Dan. HEY DAN!
Your cat is posting again.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I don't have a cat.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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As far as you know.
Software Zen: delete this;
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My wife The Sims (4)? or was it 3? (Doesn't matter same crap anyway.)
Stopped working after she upgraded.
modified 3-Sep-15 9:41am.
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... and your complaint is?
veni bibi saltavi
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She expects me to fix it!
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Uninstall it and say it was removed by the AV!
veni bibi saltavi
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Good idea, I can say that it got flagged as malware and got removed!
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You mean to say it isn't???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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My fault, she is running Microsoft's own stuff. After our old license ran out I haven't been arsed to compare which one to go with next.
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It's an EA game... Half of their titles have so much DRM that they may as well be malware.
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Who's bright idea was it to upgrade.
Preemptive follow-up: If the answer is you told her to then you're screwed.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Member 11683251 wrote: My wives
Is there something you're not telling us ... ?
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Typo, I'm way to lazy to deal with multiple partners of any gender. One wife and one mistress (computer) is enough.
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Graphic card driver issue?
There are issues with AMD graphic cards with some games (Diablo 3 for example).
I'd rather be phishing!
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I am a Derby County fan, I have been all my life, I blame my dad.
This summer we* have spent 20 million quid on new players, nearly more than we ever have put together before.
And last night we were bought outright by Mel Morris, who had been one of a group of owners before hand, and who had personally funded the summer spending.
Mel is a local Derby boy.
He is also a software developer who made money from a number of ideas and ventures throughout his career, then last year made half a billion quid when King was floated on the stock market. He had put up the startup cash for King back in 2003.
King are the company behind Candy Crush, amongst many other games.
So, to all you Candy Crushers out there, thank you for helping to fund our increased sense of hope and expectation that is currently far outstripping our performances and results, and will no doubt end in disappointment again next May.
Mel Morris - a long read about his life in the business[^]
I'm just one good idea away from being a half billionaire.
*we is used even though I am not a part of the organisation partly to annoy those whose use it will annoy
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: This summer we* have spent 20 million quid on new players, nearly more than we ever have put together before.
Blimey! Where'd did you and your dad come across that amount of money.
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Quote: *we is used even though I am not a part of the organisation partly to annoy those whose use it will annoy
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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What is this soccer you're talking about? It's football!
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Rugby football? American football? Australian rules football? Canadian football? Gaelic football?
Oh, you mean Association Football like what they talk about on Soccer AM (Sky TV UK)!
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Beat me to it
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Soccer is a corruption of Association Football that was invented by the English to save themselves having to keep saying Association Football.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: What is this soccer you're talking about? It's football Wendyball!
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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