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Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the latest fancy smartphone?
A: Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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winner. Thank you
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Why didn’t the skeleton have a mobile?
He had no body to talk to!
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"How can you tell when your sister is ..." no, no - wrong forum ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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...carrying a child? She gets you a new phone for the Father's Day.
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Erm ... no. That's one is both clean and tasteful in comparison. Don't try to guess, it'll only get us both banned.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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and now I am curious.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for the WiFi password.
The bar tender replies "You have to buy a drink first"
So the man buys a beer.
"Ok, so now what's the WiFi password?"
The bartender replies "'You have to buy a drink first', all lower case, no spaces."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Why is there no public WiFi in Germany?
You're not allowed to ask for anyones SS ID ...
Sorry to all Germans ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You could make a TikTok video of your presentation.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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All your data is ours.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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Gerry Schmitz wrote: All your data is ours. And you think that is a joke!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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rnbergren wrote: Smart Phone security for the masses
Show up with a brick, and tell them if they're serious about security, that's the phone they should be carrying.
Walk off stage. Presentation over.
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a "tuba glue."
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i have never given a public talk . i know nothing re/ same except what i see on the tellie . i am always surprised characters in various stories claim they need a joke to begin such . i vaguely recall a Big Bang Episode re/ same and only recently another such . i always thought it was stupid i.e. a kind of joke . anyway even if a good joke is found how does one sequei to the serious portion ? bada-bing bada-boom ? "I'm here all week . Don't forget to tip the waitresses ."
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When I read my email I always look first for "Daily News - ..." but this latest Codeproject email is missing the words "Daily News".
73
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(part normal snare and part loud, pithless composite fiberboard accent)
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... as a standard step in their problem analysis tree. Useless to solve the problem, BUT now have to search for all settings and all passwords for all my websites
She was to quick for me to prevent it. I hate remote support.
/edit: I remembered my CP password
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Hence your username.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Rage wrote: I remembered my CP password
The only secure password is one you can't remember.
Seriously, why aren't you using a password manager? Every half-decent browser has one built-in these days, and there are plenty of options if you need one that works across different browsers or devices.
Clearing the browser cache won't affect the passwords stored in the password manager.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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OK, I remembered it without having to look it up in my password manager., to be more specific.
The password manager in the browser are disabled at work, for security reasons (nah).
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Rage wrote: he password manager in the browser are disabled at work, for security reasons
Oh dear - it's one of those companies, is it?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It is worse than you may think. It is one of those who think they can, but actually cannot.
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Rage wrote: It is one of those who think they can, but actually cannot. Is that not the "business as usual"?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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