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Surrealist response: /* No comment */
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char *response = "\n\0 Comment" ;
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/* Slaps Griff with a large fish whilst dressed as a clown. */
Now that's surrealist cod-ing.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Je vois que vous avez joué poisson-spoony[^] avant.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That's not surrealism. It's just silly. Must do better.
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How many Cuils[^] would you like?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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|Real code|
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: |Real code| If this were knighted would it then be: Sir Real code ?
Fetching my coat...
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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DO ,1 <- #13
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #1 <- #238
DO ,1 SUB #2 <- #108
DO ,1 SUB #3 <- #112
DO ,1 SUB #4 <- #0
DO ,1 SUB #5 <- #64
DO ,1 SUB #6 <- #194
DO ,1 SUB #7 <- #48
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #8 <- #22
DO ,1 SUB #9 <- #248
DO ,1 SUB #10 <- #168
DO ,1 SUB #11 <- #24
DO ,1 SUB #12 <- #16
DO ,1 SUB #13 <- #162
PLEASE READ OUT ,1
PLEASE GIVE UP
veni bibi saltavi
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The NoCommentException has not been handled...
I never finish anyth
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An Andalusian dodge
- refusing to comment.
Life is too shor
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Minimalist coding:
Software Zen: delete this;
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I look at code each day and wonder if my coworkers are just a bunch of surrealists...
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Lack-of-pointillists, most of 'em!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wished they were more minimalist
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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: I don't drink coffee
I am so, so sorry for you
veni bibi saltavi
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Why? I also shudder when I only think of having to drink that brew.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, because it's very beneficial.
Try this,
thank me later
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RyanDev wrote: I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars.
I don't either. However, I'd rather have some other sort of snack or finger food.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: I'd rather have some other sort of snack or finger food. Let's focus on Snickers first. When we get that victory, we can expand.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: When we get that victory, we can expand.
You keep eating Snickers and you will expand.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: You keep eating Snickers and you will expand. Probably, but we can't prove it yet.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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