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This is possibly the best thing I've heard in a long time.
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my jaw dropped.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Dang I had forgotten about doing that once. Of course I remember using a hard wired remote.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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PompeyThree wrote: I'm assuming all the controls use the same codes.
You know what happens when you assume...
For my sins I always have to set the elephanting things up for my parents (an experience sufficiently awful that it'd make me cut the cord if I hadn't entirely swore off FollyWeird years ago). Replacement 1 and Replacement 2 used different codes. Replacement 2 and Replacement 3 used different codes. Logitech's USB programmable remote just swapped one form of hell for a different one.
I now recommend throwing your TV out and buying a new one if you accidentally step on and smash the original clicker. Spending $xxx to $xxxx is the least painful option.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The corridor must pay half a mutton by all Saints eve. (9)
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The corridor HALL
must pay OWE
half a mutton ???
all Saints eve HALLOWEEN
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Spot on - you are up Monday!
A Mutton is a "printers mark" (actually a width of space when movable type was used) also known as an "Em". Half that space (half an Em or half a Mutton) was known as an "En" (also called a "Nut").
(My Mother was a printer, before she retrained as a Probation Officer)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Trust ewe to be obsessed by things that sound like they are sheep inspired.
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I thought it must have been a pet name for some old ewe out back.
That part had me stumped...
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RossMW wrote: That part had me stumped...
That was kinda the idea!
I know you lot have an obsession with beastiality, so I thought I'd give you a chance to exercise your minds...
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I know what an em is (and en), but never knew of them as muttons. You learn something new every day.
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Maybe not every day, but every day you do is a good one!
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OriginalGriff wrote: (My Mother was a printer, before she retrained as a Probation Officer)
That's a bit of a coincidence my "Brother" was a printer too.
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Moveable type? Offset Litho? Hot metal? Or the electronic era?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Display Name Taken wrote: my "Brother" was a printer too
Really? I also had a "Brother" who printed for me!
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My Brother who now lives in Epsom is Canonised.
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OriginalGriff wrote: (My Mother was a printer, before she retrained as a Probation Officer)
So she's still dealing with bad types.
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<o@@) (5)
Easy one for the weekend
I can't think of a clue right now, that wouldn't give it right away, so I let you guess for starters
Clue 1: I am looking for the whole, of which this is a part
Clue 2: It's of Mediterranean origin
modified 2-Oct-15 6:09am.
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Sleep?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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No. But you get 1W
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No. But you get 1W
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BLOOD ?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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No.
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Kitty
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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