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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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(Reply to Pompey but message is for Henry. Thx PompeyThree.)
Oh Henry
We all miss you and now we miss you even more.
Do rest in peace Mr Minute.
Thanks for sharing your wit and knowledge with us all.
Missed but not forgotten.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Is vandalism spray-painted very, very high known as Giraffiti?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ancient hominids used to paint graffiti very, very high... it was the Stoned Age.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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That's too low OriginalGiraff.
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You're really sticking your neck out with that one.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The road side sign is placed in a more natural field of view when driving than your cell phone placed on your lap.
Texting while driving (or holding your phone while driving) is really dangerous as you remove your concentration from driving to do something else.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Plus reading doesn't need your hands, where as using a phone often does.
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The sign is visible from a distance when it is just above your line of sight enabling you to read it while still keeping peripheral vision on the road and requiring very little focal shift.
Looking at your phone requires you to take your eyes off the road completely.
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Kevin Marois wrote: looking DOWN at my cell phone
Does this 5$ thing[^], which makes you look straight at
(phone && road)
... cause more accidents ??
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Does it work with an iPad, Galaxy Tab, or Surface tablet?
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: iPad, Galaxy Tab, or Surface tablet
Idea for a new product!
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Yes, signs are dangerous and should be removed; no street signs, no speed limit sign, no yield signs, no stop signs, no off/on ramp signs.
None - no signs whatsoever...
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I won't sign off on that.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: None - no signs whatsoever...
I dunno, "When's your birthday" doesn't sound nearly as cool of a pickup line as "What's your sign".
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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While I do *see* yer point, yer looking UP at a sign, of which your lower peripheral vision still has the road "in sight".
Whereas, looking DOWN, you can (usually) only see the top of the dashboard in your upper peripheral vision.
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I have a pic somewhere (always wanted to upload it onto my site and post a link here) of two adjacent billboards.
- The one on the left admonishes drivers to keep their hands on the wheel and their eyes on the road.
- The one on the right is an add for Geico car insurance.
Marc
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I always disable that option on explorer windows, as it drives me nuts, for example, I end up thinking that "foo.exe" is the application when it's actually "foo.exe.config" I prefer to see exactly what the file name is rather than have to move my eyeballs over to the "Type" column. What about you?
Marc
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Always the first thing I disable on setting up a new computer.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Of course not.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I always display all extensions. Because searching for a file-type by watching at the document type column is slower than seeing a filename directly with its extension.
I never finish anyth
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