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I know what Di Caprio did to her
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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It doesn't need a clue, right ?
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Indeed
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And they all have their thorns.
ROSE
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ROSE is the right answer.
It's you'r thorn tomorrow
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The Doctor cried with this one
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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And why did the doctor cry?
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Because he burnt up a sun just to say goodbye!
I rhymed with your question without even realizing it until after I posted
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: he burnt up a sun just to say goodbye!
Awww.. That's pretty cool
den2k88 wrote: rhymed with your question
Well, today I'm trying also to say something rhyming with every sentence I hear.
It's birthday of our national poet
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Program Manager: "Well, is it ready ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "I'd say it's ripe."
Program Manager: "What the hell does "ripe" mean: do we ship ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "Well, I'd say it's down to only 75% StackOverFlow, 10% CodeProject, 20% open-source, 20% out-sourced, and 5% original."
Program Manager: "That's 130% !"
Project Manager: "Yeah, we went the distance on this one."
Program Manager: "That 5% worries me though."
Project Manager: "I'll sign off on that."
Program Manager: "Okay, let's ship it as a release, then."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Program Manager: "Well, is it ready ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "I'd say it's ripe." For a moment there I thought it was EA, but they never release over 90%
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Well those missing % are released as separate dlc, announced before release date and sold within a week.
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BillWoodruff wrote: 75% StackOverFlow, 10% CodeProject With those metrics, you're bound to run into trouble
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I've heard pretty similar conversations. it sounds a lot like the person responsible (senior dev, or dev manager) explaining themselves to their boss when nothing is getting done
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Quite hilarious. Blows my mind that this was an actual conversation, just because I've never heard anything put that way before. I guess it speaks to how some products are created from a lot of existing code from various sources with a dash of internal 'magic' sprinkled over them (optimizations, integrations, and product-specific business logic).
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More likely its from Incompetent Managers that don't know how to listen to the SW Developer and give them some realistic timeframes.
Been there and Done that before
The Irishman
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Yeah, true - happens too often.
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Smik Lakhani wrote: this was an actual conversation This is a product of Bill's imagination, written with ironic exaggeration as comedy, but, it is very loosely based on actual experiences Bill had ... long ago ... flavored with a garam masala of contemporary references
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Could you at least tell the market this vendor is in? Too much Harry Potter, not enough concern for your fellow man.
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Charles Programmer wrote: tell the market this vendor is in The market is imagination, the vendor is the mind of the reader cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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I'm surprised the manager could add those numbers in his/her head on the fly. Better than average manager.
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