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Whitehouse Down
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Here is an easy one to start the week.
@`>- (4 characters)
I know many of you guys will get it without a clue.
Enjoy
Okay, since no one came up with that specific word yet, here is a clue
Clue 0: hey, did you just pluck it?
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I know what Di Caprio did to her
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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It doesn't need a clue, right ?
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Indeed
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And they all have their thorns.
ROSE
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ROSE is the right answer.
It's you'r thorn tomorrow
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The Doctor cried with this one
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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And why did the doctor cry?
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Because he burnt up a sun just to say goodbye!
I rhymed with your question without even realizing it until after I posted
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: he burnt up a sun just to say goodbye!
Awww.. That's pretty cool
den2k88 wrote: rhymed with your question
Well, today I'm trying also to say something rhyming with every sentence I hear.
It's birthday of our national poet
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Program Manager: "Well, is it ready ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "I'd say it's ripe."
Program Manager: "What the hell does "ripe" mean: do we ship ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "Well, I'd say it's down to only 75% StackOverFlow, 10% CodeProject, 20% open-source, 20% out-sourced, and 5% original."
Program Manager: "That's 130% !"
Project Manager: "Yeah, we went the distance on this one."
Program Manager: "That 5% worries me though."
Project Manager: "I'll sign off on that."
Program Manager: "Okay, let's ship it as a release, then."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Program Manager: "Well, is it ready ... or not ?"
Project Manager: "I'd say it's ripe." For a moment there I thought it was EA, but they never release over 90%
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Well those missing % are released as separate dlc, announced before release date and sold within a week.
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BillWoodruff wrote: 75% StackOverFlow, 10% CodeProject With those metrics, you're bound to run into trouble
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I've heard pretty similar conversations. it sounds a lot like the person responsible (senior dev, or dev manager) explaining themselves to their boss when nothing is getting done
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Quite hilarious. Blows my mind that this was an actual conversation, just because I've never heard anything put that way before. I guess it speaks to how some products are created from a lot of existing code from various sources with a dash of internal 'magic' sprinkled over them (optimizations, integrations, and product-specific business logic).
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More likely its from Incompetent Managers that don't know how to listen to the SW Developer and give them some realistic timeframes.
Been there and Done that before
The Irishman
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Yeah, true - happens too often.
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Smik Lakhani wrote: this was an actual conversation This is a product of Bill's imagination, written with ironic exaggeration as comedy, but, it is very loosely based on actual experiences Bill had ... long ago ... flavored with a garam masala of contemporary references
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Could you at least tell the market this vendor is in? Too much Harry Potter, not enough concern for your fellow man.
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