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This is the reason why I have a pair permanently attached to my desktop at work
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yeah, I'll order a pair when I get home.
This must not happen again...
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Sander Rossel wrote: This is basically my worst case scenario for today
If that's your "worst case scenario" for anything, I envy you.
But then, I'm the guy who prefers to code in total silence.
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I'm more for a infinite loop...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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With different instances inherited from the animal class?
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While(me.heart.beating)
{
Console.WriteLine("Still going!");
}
Application.End;
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morbid ? nah ....
hmmm, trying to think of one for me now .. how about
function isGarthAlive()
{
return !2b;
}
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I have to admit that the PING one made me laugh out loud.
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None of them beat The Last Bug[^]
He died at the console,
Of hunger and thirst.
Next day he was buried,
Face down, nine-edge first.
RIP, card readers
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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10 CommitSin()
20 GOTO Hell
30 END
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, 20 covers 10 anyway...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"Name reference got detached from instance of a person".
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From the comments:
Here Lies Coder
int 20h I wonder how many gets that reference? I surely didn't at first.
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Only us old DOS coders...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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For those who believe in an afterlife, shouldn't the HTTP error be 301 (Moved Permanently)?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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∞ => William Woodruff => ∞
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Reminds me of Stanza 2.28 of the Bhagavad Gita, which says:
'Beings are unmanifest in their beginnings, manifest in their middles, and unmanifest again in their ends. ...'.
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Namaste, Sri Avijnata,
Thank you for reminding me of that shloka in that Book of Books that reminds one so beautifully that there really is no basis for "lament."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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"This space intentionally left blank."
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Apparently Americans don't know what they are[^].
Even worse they think they are a delicacy enjoyed by the British Upper Class on Boxing day (no, that's Turkey Sandwiches). America you are welcome to the Sausage Roll - but can we give you back Dominos Pizza in exchange?
Seriously to all the Yanks here, do you really not know what a Sausage Roll is?
Do the ex-pats in the States not miss them?
modified 10-Nov-15 17:19pm.
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PompeyThree wrote: but can we give you back Dominos Pizza in exchange?
Heh... People actually go to Dominos? Wow... I always get a chuckle at the tourists who come to New York, eager to have an authentic New York pizza, and for some reason get lost and end up in Dominos or Papa Johns or Pizza Hut... It's cute.
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Ian Shlasko wrote: New York pizza
That's actually the point. You know Pizza didn't originate in New York right? It shouldn't have a 6" deep base and if you scrunched it up in your hand, it would only drip a dribble of Olive Oil.
(Sorry I work with a Neapolitan and his snobbishness over Pizza has worn off on me)
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But he's definetely right
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Pizza doesn't have a 6" deep base... That's what they do over in Chicago... Deep-dish pizza isn't pizza either... It's a casserole... Or maybe a souffle. New York pizza is thin-crust.
As for the oil... Well, that varies.
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