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I was sooooo tempted to give it to Duncan for using the word first, even if he didn't realize it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think technically, that you used it first.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'm allowed to - it was a misdirection hint!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Somethings are better left unrealized
I'm contended
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Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
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neither is nostalgia
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Nostalgia's just a pain in the behind!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Or it would have been if his sleeping was an isentropic process?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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He never sleeps
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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He must, after "counting" all those sheep.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: "counting" all those sheep
The shear number of them is terrifying!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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It'd take longer to break into this one[^].
veni bibi saltavi
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To follow up on Ravi's Darwin post I humbly submit stupid customer service tip of the day;
A Jupiter man was arrested for throwing a live alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant drive-through
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Mike Hankey wrote: A Jupiter man was arrested for throwing a live alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant drive-through
So whilst we're expecting the Martians to attack it is the Jupitans* who have got in first, alligators an odd choice of weapon for a space man though, unless they come with fricking laser beams.
*Spellcheck suggests Puritans.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Jupitans
Wouldn't a man from Jupiter be a Jovian?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They can't be in particularly good cheer if they go around throwing alligators at people.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Different strokes for jovialJovian folks
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Mike Hankey wrote: A Jupiter man Can anyone tell me what a Jupiter man is/means? Wasn't able to find an explanation for that
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Google is your friend: Jupiter, Florida[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Google is my second home but I didn't have the idea that it might be a geographic reference, so it showed me all kinds of results. Thank you.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Sounds like a gassy place.
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Thank you
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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