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So Griff's first cat's name was 92583875-4793-418f-be96-2b1d47b1ca74 :P
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"Mademoiselle" in fact - chosen by my sister.
Within the year that became "Madam" when she gave birth, and ended up as "Fang" after she attacked a German Shepard...
Lived to the ripe old age of 18, before succumbing to massive cancers (probably caused by the Chernobyl fallout in Suffolk where she was living with my mother).
I don't use this for security questions as I can't spell it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I do not use a lot of words since my spelling is so bad.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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No, if the name is insufficent just buy them a new so they can try again, my first guinea pig was named "General Kassad the Shadow" (Prince Kassad from C&C[^]) SFW i guess
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
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Ah yes, little fluffy tables we used to call her.
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The most important thing in naming a dog is to make sure it's a name you are comfortable shouting out at 11pm.
veni bibi saltavi
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Is that why all your dogs are named Gin?
Life is too shor
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I let my Daughter name our Cat. She chose "Princess Pink Sparkles". Everytime I took her to the Vets the assistant would call out "Princess Pink Sparkles" the whole waiting room would stand to attention waiting to see who would stand-up.
When we moved, I was wiser, and told the vet the name was 'cat' (I remembered the embarrassment of Princess Pink Sparkles' but put on the spot, didn't have enough time to think of a plausible name.
She got run-over and died and handed in to the vet two weeks later. I rung-up to find out and felt well guilty that it appeared that after 6 years we still hadn't bothered to name our cat and referred to her simply as cat.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: make sure it's a name you are comfortable shouting out at 11pm.
I once named a cat Scooby Doo. Simply for the reason I could shout out my back door "Scooby, Scooby Doo, where are you?
I thought it was hilarious, my missus at the time didn't.
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I have a Doberman named a';DROP TABLE passwords;
He's a good boy.
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I once joked with friends about to get a dog they should name it "Dfer", so when people reply "Dfer" you could say "D for Dog", they still own the dog and its name is Dfer
/Darren
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I know of a cat called Kick, named with similar logic.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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One of the best things about it was that 2 of them always picked on the other. How can they achieve that dynamic with 6 presenters? Also it was 2 and a half hetrosexual males (not that it mattered) who were anything but PC.
Now it's
black person - check.
Women - check.
yank - check.
ginga - check.
old man - check.
somebody who appeals to kids - check.
How much is Amazon Prime? - I will Check.
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Big Brother + cars.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I don't get it.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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British Broadcasting Corporation + Political Correctness = Sh*t
This is what I figure.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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d@nish wrote: I don't get it.
You should try a new aftershave or with Valentines coming up a bunch of flowers.
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"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Is this the cast that will replace May, Hammond and Clarkson?
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Member 11683251 wrote: Is this the cast that will replace May, Hammond and Clarkson?
No, it's the reboot of "Friends"
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I am noticing that more and more British chaps/chapettes are making it into American based tv and film entertainment (tv shows, night shows, etc.), and have been for some time. So it is only fair that we throw you the obligitory "yank". I mean come on, you guys gave us Piers Morgan, and you refused to take him back for sooooo long.
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Why oh why didnt you just keep Piers Morgan , some things are just unforgivable . He is as welcome as Herpes . You have the guns , you have the nutters , god knows you dont need an excuse .What a missed opportunity. And killing Piers Morgan is countryside not murder anyway.
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