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Use mailinator or Guerrilla Mail and reply! It's rude not to reply to a lady / as a lady*, donchaknow?
*: Delete as inappropriate
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better get Depp Thought on the case to work out what the answer is, oh whoops.
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GStrad wrote: Depp Thought
Johnny[^]'s better known for his "acting" than his thinking.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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possibly my best ever typo!
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Maybe you don't want to know...
Knowing everything doesn't make anyone happy
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You have 40% of the letters which is why the email makes no sense. If you combine your 40% of letters with her 60% of letters, you will have the complete email.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh boy, now where getting somewhere. It's sorta like a treasure hunt, you mean??? Like in The Secret of the Unicorn...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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These emails are well known and understood throughout the civilized world. It's actually, it's from her obstetrician: she's 40% pregnant.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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LOL
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I've never heard of a woman who just wants 40%...of anything!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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True, now that you mention it! You are a wise man indeed!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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P↝∏⤹⤴ ⊐ ↷∏↷Â& (5,6)
Hint 1: Yes, size does matter!
Hint 2: Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
Hint 3: There's snow business like snow-business!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
modified 26-Feb-16 8:56am.
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Hint number one time?
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Already? It's only been an hour!
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Well...got any replies yet?
Want to do it again on Monday?
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Well it doesn't fit the pattern and has nothing to do with most of the characters but apart from that ....
0B 5W
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GIANT SLALOM?
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I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Damn.
Oh well, I've got all weekend to work on it!
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Hungarian is a bloody pain in the situpons. A lovely example of how broken it is is this grammatically and almost sensible sentence:
Te tetted e tettetett tettet, te tettetett tettek tettese.
Totally ridiculous and means "You did this pretended action, you, the delinquent of pretended actions." It does get worse, if you read down.
veni bibi saltavi
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At the sight of a fake, marble dragon girl's saliva.
I have whole days like that!
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When you start adding all the prefixes and suffixes to a word things can get really complicated. It's like German would be if German could only grow up and really go for it in building composite words.
veni bibi saltavi
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