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... again! Nobody proposed so I guess the town's been struck down with a laryngitis epidemic which, coming after that awful writing-hand paralysis thing in the days leading up to Valentine's Day, must be stretching our doctors to the very limit. Oh well, at least it hasn't rained. I'll put the kettle on!
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I hate to be the first to say this, but...if your avatar is a photo of you, I can kinda understand that...
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OriginalGriff wrote: if your avatar is a photo of you, I can kinda understand that... Hurtful. Fat people deserve love too.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's more the "I've got Hepatitis" skin tone I think...
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Geez. Let a man dream, can't you?
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You could try makeup?
Or antibiotics?
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Manners, Sir. How could anyone propose to you if they haven't been formally introduced?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Love it, too bad we don't have such things (at least that I know of) where I live. I think me and the missus would have enjoyed that ceremony more than the one we had.
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"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OMG! Oh My Spagetti God!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: the absurd (religion)
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that!
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9082365 wrote: I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that
Only for those who take it seriously, as I don't then the Sky Pixie, Ghu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster are all on a par with all the other religions.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Quote: absurd (religion)
Is there really any other kind....
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Quote: Is there really any other kind....
Hardly!
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You will burn in hell for this blasphemy.
Or maybe not.
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Pastafarianism is my official religion in Civilization!
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This[^] was my favourite religion. unfortunately it had to be closed. It was founded in this[^] episode of Last Week Tonight.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Is there a secret - but only slightly evil - society called the Illuminaughty?
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There is a secret, albeit a little crazy, society called the Illuminutty.
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As well as a secret society of rope enthusiasts called the Illuminknotty.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There's a secret insect society called the Illumignatty.
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That might be a problem for the yarn loving folks in the Illumiknitty.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They can just knit some trivets for the members of the Illumignocchi.
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I agree, but I think the Illumingnocci may have to hook up the secretive egg loving society, the Albumenotti.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 29-Feb-16 15:35pm.
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