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bVagadishnu wrote: There is only a one letter difference between regards and retards That's true.
A few people have only ever sent me one letter, but I knew immediately that they were retards.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We all make mistakes. But who checked out my latest bugs?
Life is too shor
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megaadam wrote: But who checked in my latest bugs? FTFY.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Thats wot I say to my managers!
Life is too shor
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1. Evening
Ale, Wine , Spirits or Other?
2. Lunch (m-f) or non bar(non alcoholic) to be more specific
hot or cold drink?
1. Guiness
2. Coffee
modified 8-Apr-16 11:08am.
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- Evening - water.
- Lunch - water.
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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Nice, healthy living
My consumption of water is mostly to alleviate dehydration from caffeine and/or alcohol.
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Breakfast: Water
Lunch: Water
Dinner: Water
Any other time: Water
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Morning = coffee (black)
All Other = Mountain Dew
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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1. Evening - Tea, hot, not Earl grey.
2. Lunch - Coffee or Tea
3. Breakfast - Coffee
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Evening- Whisky
Lunch - Whisky
Well it is Friday
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Coffee,
Coffee.
Still trying to find an acceptable alternative.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Still trying to find an acceptable alternative.
More coffee.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As long as it is not from Starbucks
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Star*ucks sell coffee?
I always assumed that a skinny-organic-soya-mocha-macchiato-with-extra-hot-soy-yaks-foam-yogamat-infused-achino was just diarrhea with additives...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Star*ucks sell coffee? I was told it was a "coffeeshop".
OriginalGriff wrote: I always assumed that a skinny-organic-soya-mocha-macchiato-with No, milk and suger.
..and with all those choices, you'd think it's a specialization and that an ordinary and regular coffee would taste great.
Stop thinking.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I heard that it was in theory, but I've never bought anything there due to the "skinny-organic-blah-blah-blah" hipsters that go there.
Collective stupidity make me itch!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I like a cup of coffee like woman:
Big
Black
and Smells strong
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Too much information.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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breakfast: orange juice
mid-morning: diet coke
lunch: diet coke
mid-afternoon: diet coke
dinner: diet coke
late night: skim milk
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Morning: water, sometimes juice, 1 coffee.
Lunch: water, juice, soft drinks; it can happen, once or twice per year, if I go out to lunch, I'd get a bloody mary.
Evening: water, wine, cocktails, apéritif, all depending on the mood and/or day of the week.
I'd rather be phishing!
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If I go out to lunch, bloody Mary can buy her own drinks!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I'd rather be phishing!
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Morning: Tea, English Breakfast (may be from the day before - I like my tea stuuuupid )
All day: Tea, English breakfast, or sweet iced (sodium saccharine - diabetes prevents the lovely sugar)
Evening: double Irish Mist, over ice
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Morning & Evening
Lemon Tea with green tea bag - My recipe
I'll have tea if I try biscuits sometime. I'd love to dip biscuit in tea.
Night
Water
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