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W∴ Balboos wrote: there's nothing better to argue about than why you shouldn't argue
Ah, negative recursion
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W∴ Balboos wrote: the irony of the verbiage and general social deterioration t True. The posts in the Lounge are usually of much higher caliber.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: The posts in the Lounge are usually of much higher caliber Truer words were never spoken from the bottom of a bottle of Gin Bourbon.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Message Closed
modified 18-Apr-16 12:16pm.
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BillWoodruff wrote: how do you feel about having posted a message about how you feel about a thread ?
Actually, to be completely accurate, he posted a thread about how people should feel about a thread about someone telling how he feels about other not feeling good enough to respect rules for posting a thread.
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Actually, it was a potential volcano of ill-will, so we're lucky it turned out to be so amusing -- both to take part in and to look at.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Delivery instructions are limited to 24 characters
Seriously? What the actual elephant can I do with 24 characters?
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: can I do with 24 characters? Leave at front door.
Or perhaps:
beware of the large angr
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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"Avoid cracks in pavement"
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123456789012345678901234
Or possibly use pictograms? Chinese? FSOW clues?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Plz pack in Bombay gin!!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sometimes the truly important things need few words:
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Bathroom Out of Order
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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"No sh*t"
0123456
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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13 characters are plenty:
Send it to me
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Use an URL-shortening service
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Maybe they mean only 24 delivery couriers are capable of understanding delivery instructions.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As a result of this very limitation I had to sleep on the floor for 3 days when I arrived at this flat because the guy delivering my new mattress couldn't find my coal shed (not that it's ever held coal but I can't think of a better way to describe it).
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: What the actual elephant
You could respond with that, for starters.
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"Ring Bell"
"Leave round the back"
"Mind the hungry dog"
"Call +44 xxxx xxxxxxx"
sure you can be creative!
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They meant for you to create a rebus using only Disney characters.
Kind of like Ikea instructions, only more fun.
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Nice to see you back, well fed I take it!
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A lot if you speak Chinese, Korean or Japanese.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Chinese, Korean or Japanese
But not much use if the delivery persons don't!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well, you should've stated that requirement upfront!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Now we know his day job!
Government Wants Access To Data - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-04-18 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]
No surprises here. Move along.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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