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I had a friend deal with Ingenico tech support recently.
They told him that each of the network devices that they provided "need their own IP address."
I was a bit flabbergasted, until troubleshooting and testing revealed they needed their own STATIC IP addresses.
seems like they're consistent at least.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Go stand in the corner and don the Dunce Cap!
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Who is Don the Dunce?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That'd be me in this case I guess. (copy/pasting 'I will not say **** on a customer phone call again' 100 times)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That's what happens if your mouth starts running before your brain is in gear!
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I regret I have only one upvote to give this post that honestly deserves so many more.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Thanks! I regret that this actually happened! It's not over yet, but I did have to spend an afternoon detailing the chain of events that led up to the 'misunderstanding'. What a waste of time! Ughhh
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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a***hole!
What?
Oh, were the first five lines of my posting truncated?
Damn.
Sorry, but I can't be bothered to type it all again.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Only the first word came through clearly! After that I couldn't be bothered to read the rest!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It was the only bit worth reading, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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kmoorevs wrote: 'Yeah, Karma's a bit@h.'
Yep. Anyone who calls themselves a DBA and clearly doesn't understand the basics of SQL Authentication deserves every bit of pain and anguish they receive...
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Sounds like the "A" in DBA in this case stood for "apprentice".
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Thank you! The dba in question is in fact a 'fresher'. They taught her in school that sql server authentication is evil. The irony is that the tech doing the installs saved the domain account credentials out on the network in a text file since there was no way he was going to be able to remember the 20+ character gibberish password for future installs. I've submitted my apologies and recommendations to all parties involved, including her boss. If we can't reach an understanding, I can always demote the customer to Access!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Yes, why her?
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Whose?
Just pick a name from a hat, a fish from a barrel, whatever.
We could have a "You've Been Banned!" lottery!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't bother. He's gone.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: . He's gone.
But in my heart he lives on.
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They're not gone while you remember them.
Who was he again?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Suresh7 - He was only here for 15 days, but I wouldn't swap them for anything.
Always in our hearts - just wish he had took time to think it through before ending it so hastily.
The best always go first.
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He was....
Da-Da-DUMMMM!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Aren't we all trolls that pass in the night?
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Some of us are trolls, and some of us are goats.
Only a special few get to be the bridge.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Speak for yourself.
Some of us are [something that sounds largely like "ships"]!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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PompeyThree wrote: But in my heart he lives on.
Why do I hear a Celine Dion song in this comment. Hmm.
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