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it's DELL he's said as much. Every other manufacturer he has denied. Not sure if he means Dell the computer brand or the name of the bloke in Peckham he bought it of.
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He was driving a yellow robin...
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This time next year Rodney we'll be millionaires!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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No: for all I know it was something I did and not a crappy SSD.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: it was something I did
A decently designed laptop would not allow you to do that kind of thing! Name and shame. It's the only way to get closure!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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The Data Packaging Tool main window contains three tabs: Unsigned Data Files, Signed Data Files, EFT Generator and TMS Packages.
(from the Ingenico documentation)
Even the screenshot shows 4 tabs.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Unsigned Data Files, Signed Data Files, EFT Generator and TMS Packages Let us count them using the html-"ol" tag.
- Unsigned Data Files,
- Signed Data Files,
- EFT Generator and
- TMS Packages
Looks correct to me
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Great minds...
Um, what is it they do, again?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh. What are you sinking?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Beer this week.
Then I'm onto the 10% apple cider that's nearly finished. The champagne yeast I have could take it to 18% but if heightens the chance of it tasting nasty. If I've gone too far, we'll just distil it.
Though (perhaps very boringly) I'll admit that your 'forgetfulness' when it came to using the word "think" made sink seem like the natural option. When we can't think so well, we er, sink, after all.
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The last time I bought high-octane cider, I stuck it in the freezer for too long, and ended up with a lump of ice and some *really* good burn-your-tubes-on-the-way-down alcohol.
But I was referring to this[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's hillarious, I've the vaguest memory of having seen it somewhere before.
Anyhoo, bravo old chap - that laugh was most enjoyable.
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There are versions with subtitles, but it's so much funnier without.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What I called 'cold distallation', many moons ago. When friends and I got together for winter camping and snowmobile racing in Alaska, by leaving Boone's Farm wine out in a pan overnight, we got some killer flavored high-proof 'stuff'.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Looks correct to me
Hah! And right you are!
Marc
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Jeeze, I thought you were an experienced programmer.
Even novices know about zero-base!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Even novices know about zero-base!
I've been in the Javascript world lately, where some things are 0, some things are 1, some things are defined, some things are undefined, some things are true, some things are false, and you never really know which.
Javascript - the world's first quantum computing language.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I've been in the Javascript world lately You have my sincere condolences.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In recent years, I've come to find discussions of one language being strongly typed vs another which isn't more and more curious and fun.
Starting out, it was Turbo Pascal, followed by inline asm, shortly after by Turbo Assembler and Macro Assembler, before picking up C and C++. At that point, I'd leer down my nose at anyone seriously considering using a script-like, interpreted language - partially, because everyone knew that strongly typed languages were 'better' and were also 'harder', generally a result of their less comprehensive standard libs.
That was over 20 years ago now and I laugh as I look on my other monitor to see an Access DB being converted to SQL Server, PHP and Javascript. (I don't .NET and the client doesn't care if I build it out of mudbricks & straw, so long as they can reliably pump all the receipts through it)
I also think about how much I code in different languages and find that shockingly, much of what I do these days is in fact in script-like langs. It's always an interesting challenge - coding something in C/C++, JS/PHP and in ASM - they're just so very different, yet in the important places, very much alike. Keeps me on my toes at least. Graphics and Sound have always been interests, so for those at least, C/JS/ASM are all perfectly alike enough. And in fact, writing a pdf-producing class was far easier in PHP than in C++. I reckon JS would make the C++ version look long-winded, verbose and full of gotchas.
Just dont tell my 20 year old self I said this!
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1. Unsigned Data Files
2. Signed Data Files
3. EFT Generator and TMS Packages
The English language is an ambiguous beast.
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Not when you use the Oxford comma!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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