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Tiled and the carpet may be removed for elf n safety.
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Some guys have all the fun...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Yup, just wont be me
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Sir,
I offer my sincere condolences.
Life is too shor
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Sounds like a breach of the Genève Convention.
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It's a bally breach of *something*, I'll give you that!
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I think that diets are nonsense, if anybody doesnt change its behaviour.
I allowed myself eating what I want and also some drinks, if I do my sports and walks.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Reading is hard.
It is not a diet to lose weight, it is to empty my bowels out for a colonoscopy. Now write out "I must read the entire post before replying" 100 times.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Now write out "I must read the entire post before replying" 100 times. Either that or "Romanes eunt domus"!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Quote: "Romanes eunt domus"! Now write out "Romani ite domum" a 100 times!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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good luck mate - hope it all goes well - get an extra amount of anaesthetic & happy gas and have a high !!
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That's actually the best part: Hospitals have the best drugs!
Dunno how I would have made it through three heart surgeries without the help of wonderful Ms. Morphine! "Yes please, I don't mind if I take another shot!"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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May Uranus be merciful
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I can go to hospital and have a tube stuck up my bum.
Picks please.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: so that on Sunday morning I can go to hospital and have a tube stuck up my bum.
welcome to the club.
I have to have certain "bum" related procedures done every 3 years, as I am at high-risk for colon cancer.
Unfortunately, I have to cut way back on red meats and cured meats of any kind for the rest of my life.
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I had one 2 years ago, but problems persist and they want to have another look. The thought of no bacon has put the fear of The Gods up me!
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They told me I only needed one every three years. Unfortunately, that was about three years ago...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: put the fear of The Gods up me! Have you ever noticed that what the Gods put up us, often turns out to be a put-down ?
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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My own experience was for a prostate biopsy (fortunately no "C" issues) - I swear that they made that camera out of Lego bricks, there were so many corners on it...
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Welcome to middle age .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Not if I use the sofa.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Our equipment is arriving soon and we will get him, send out he, or that, will be thee.
Which movie?
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