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Stephen Hawking can get some work on the side...
TTFN - Kent
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Someone called Stephen, That's my name.
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I've always liked Mother's Playboy magazine at the beginning of Sneakers.
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So it's like a Game of Thrones audiobook?
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i.e.: blow by blow narration of the events
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Narration: Kent is sitting in his home office, at his desk browsing the Internet for interesting articles to post on the Insider News. He's wearing a Bob T-shirt, sipping on a latte, and hasn't shaved yet this morning, giving him a sexy Indiana Jones kind of look. He encounters a CNN article that he thinks might be interesting to us deprived / depraved geeks, but gets distracted by a video of a curvaceous woman getting into a cab, clearly on her way to a date. At this point, Kent's wife walks into his office and notices the video, and in a sarcastic tone, asks "Is this work related???" Kent is startled and spill his latte (not too hot, fortunately) on his white tennis shorts, and his wife starts laughing hysterically.
Marc
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You forgot the ascot - it goes so well with a Bob t-shirt. And as for those runners, you just can't get the coffee stains out.
I really need to put some tape over my laptop's camera.
TTFN - Kent
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Maybe a good hit for the scientists, but it didn't create the hype, which was created previously. Even though the sound was clearer this time.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Hmm. Some deity is using black holes for bongo drums.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Hoy! Your Deity is creating black holes all over our universe, dividing gravity by zero! How many bongo drums does He need, for heaven's sake?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: How many bongo drums does He need, for heaven's sake? It's the same formula as that used to compute the number of bicycles you can buy (or camera lenses, or whatever floats your boat): One less than the number that causes a divorce.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Someone was crawling, jumping here and there, phishing, looking my docs and emails. Finally able to block it. Thanks god!. Winner tools are winpcap, fiddler, adblocker,... many more that kept as secret.
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All you had to do was revert to weven or XP, and microsoft would have stopped doing it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Note to ryandev: That is how things are different, now.
MS haters in the past were just haters, but abusing the trust of users -- to the point of losing even die-hard supporters like me -- has taken them over a very strongly delineated crevasse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That is how things are different, now. Really? Microsoft is reading my emails? Dang them!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Good God, no.
They might have read a few at first, but you most certainly made it to the "Aw, Jeeze! Not that guy! I don' wanna! I don' wanna!" pile pretty damned quickly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Exactly!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Have faith that you will always be safe, because Jesus nobody* loves you.
* Sorry, but "no religion in the Lounge" means "no religion in the Lounge"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You a strange fella. Paranoid even.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hell's bells! Have you been reading self-help books?
That reply's a verbatim quote, isn't it? You didn't even have to modify it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That reply's a verbatim quote, isn't it? Nope. And since you seem so interested in it, I have now copyrighted it. You've been warned.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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*sigh*
Yet another div who doesn't know the difference between a copyright and a trademark.
*sigh*
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's OK. You can google their meanings. Don't feel bad.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No no, not M$. It was some site who I trusted, but betrayed me jumping like Koko the monkey[^]. YouTube Link
BTW I liked your Sig.
modified 15-Jun-16 19:34pm.
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