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I still love plain old C#.
foreach(var exception in MyExceptionCollection)
try
throw exception;
catch()
continue;
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The best bit about PERL (in fact the only good bit) is
On Error DIE
Is that why PERL programmers are becoming scarce?
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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When I worked at CompuServe, a coworker wrote some code I was running a test harness on for connecting to the portal. His variable "IBHosed" showed up in the exception if the connection wasn't established.
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See title
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It's all down to @Steve-Solomon - perhaps he didn't realize that winning the CCC yesterday means he has to post the next one which should have been today?
Either way, he is up tomorrow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would a Greek philosopher at Euro 2016 be Soccerates?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do whales play winning football?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No, I'm normally crap a football
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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They certainly scored more goals than England!
Philosophers Football[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That deserves a cup!
(of hemlock)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If a god of war had educated Rob Schneider's daughter, would you say Ares taught Elle?
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Dammit, I wanted to make a joke on that one
My 5.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I imagine he'd be bored, unless he had enough Plato to amuse himself.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Too much Plato and he'd probably get a Hermias.
/ravi
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Damis that would hurt!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, I'd be very Euphrates of doing that.
/ravi
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If he got one, all the down time might turn him into a dangerous Pyrrho.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if he's not a Hippocrates.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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They would like to, but they Kant
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I Zeno reason to assume that.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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That's the problem with any AI, it does not even have to be very advanced. You must leave it room to find its own way and live with unexpected results. Not like this ever happened to me
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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