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My wife's niece is getting an agricultural degree. At some point in the process, she will be required to hand milk cows, goats and sheep.
Last night, we were discussing the finer points of each.
Goats should be simpler than cows... one two teats instead of four, but the goat needs to be on a stand to allow you to reach the teats, etc.
My wife's niece said goats should be easier than sheep because goats have an individual mindset, but sheet are herd or flock minded... spook one and they all run.
To which I said... their group thought is: "Get the flock out of here!"
My wife told my 10 year old daughter to get the wooden jelly spoon and beat me with it; my daughter complied, but didn't catch the innuendo to understand why she was doing it.
It was still worth it.
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It is an agricultural college with a working farm; a corral is fine, but milking by hand it still done one animal at a time, in a stall, on a platform.
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Oh, how disappointing.
I thought this was going to be a torrid discussion on pornography in Wales.
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Only if it that been posted in the soapbox. 
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I never really though of beastly sex in terms of pornography. Not interested in either beastly sex or beastly pornography.
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It just proves that Americans are sheep since they seem to believe what they are told. Definitely recent history shows that all you have to do is spook one and they all run.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: 10 year old daughter to get the wooden jelly spoon and beat me with it
Sounds like a wife in training.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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You sir, are outstanding in your field.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Sadly, my son learned the F word and some of its derivatives earlier than that.
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You read the "Sources" tab on Developer Tools as "Sauces".
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Hungry, or tired? Perhaps it's pasta your bedtime?
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An ex-coworker once misspelled source as sauce! Since this guy also liked to copy-paste our entire code base was littered with "sauce" variables 
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Don;t watch any Star wars movies either: "Use the Sauce, Luke."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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When your brain's debugging process isn't responding.
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It's the Jewish Bostonian in you coming out...
Gotta wash the caah.
Let's have lobsteh feh dinneh!
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"If you don't know what it is you want to eat you're not hungry."
My Grandma
I used to hate when she said that...
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Glad the wife does not subscribe to this view, I would be a lot thinner!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Sauce is used as supposedly-funny-slang for source these days, not sure why 
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Sauce over tacOS is making me really hungry!  Makes me wonder what Mexicans eat when they're on vacation? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I once wrote all the code for logging events to the Dairy RAM. Never saw it until our QA guy pointed my dyslexic spelling error out to me. At least I was consistent in my mispelling
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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If MacOS is good, are TacOS better?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What kinda pizza garbage was that post?
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Quote: MacOS is good
You started off with an unsustainable premise!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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