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Take up smoking. You'll need a lot of fag packets*.
* "Cigarette boxes" for the heathen forringers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Whenever I do a software update I pray to the great overlord Cthulhu and hope nothing breaks.
Dependency tracking is for wussies
Seriously though, good question.
We have the same problem, although most issues are found before release through failing Jenkins builds/unit tests that are triggered when a dependent project gets updated
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A long time ago, we added it to the MAKEFILE that ran notepad on the text file that required updating.
The timestamp of the text file with the reminder in it. LOL. Resaving the file after addressing the potential issue stopped the message from coming up again until next time.
In todays worlds, I would probably build a spreadsheet that had was setup as:
FileName,DateTimeUpdated,ISSUE_FLAG,,,OtherDependencyName1,DateTimeConfirmed1,OtherDependency2,DTC2,....
Such that the powerpoint that can break is one of the dependencies of the file in question.
In fact, multiple files, if changed, can break the dependency.
The issue Flag is simply set if the DateTimeUpdated > Min(DTC1,DTC2,DTC3...)
Now, you could simplify it by repeating the row for each filename, and only having one dependency per row.
A Simple macro to lookup the date time stamp of the files in question.
The upside is that this is simpler, easier to update, and finally easier to make notes of what the dependency is so you know what to double check.
It gets down to WHY track the dependency. Our Text File had the instructions for testing/validating.
It was included with the source control. And served as a good reminder when committing changes to make the same changes back into production.
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Visio.
You can have hyperlinks between pages and elements; allows for "drilling down". You can effectively generate a (documentation) web site (html export).
Like the "whiteboard" suggestion, but more manageable (IMO).
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Hm. Interesting. I'll look into that. Thanks.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You got moderated.
On the other hand... this can degenerate quite fast... maybe moving it to soapbox?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I survived three years on a highschool in El Paso, but had to do so without a gun.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You would not believe it
The school was so fancy that even the mice in the kitchen had to wear a tie.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: even the mice in the kitchen had to wear a tie.
Now, that is just the worst!!
Were you studying an MBA or something nefarious like that?!
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No, just the fanciest private school El Paso had to offer. My father's employer paid part of the tuition fees to spare us kids the overfilled public schools.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I predict a decline in the number of working teachers...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why? They allowed to get guns too...I would say we will see a change in teaching methods...And exams will carry out more like an interrogation...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Would you want to stand in front of 30 teenage boys armed with concealed weapons and hand out bad grades?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: teenage boys ??? It's about 21 and over!!! Not that it much more safe, but the teacher can start that 'hand-out' process by loading the chamber of his/her own 'toy'...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: loading the chamber of his/her own 'toy' And the show begins!
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0) You have to be 21 to get a concealed carry license in Texas.
1) Grades are handed out electronically, so there's no need to stand in from of 30 teenage boys.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: 0) You have to be 21 to get a concealed carry license in Texas.
Doesn't make it so much different.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: 1) Grades are handed out electronically, so there's no need to stand in from of 30 teenage boys.
I suppose the teacher has still go to come to the school physically at some point.
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To go along with the decline in the number of qualified teachers?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 2-Aug-16 8:32am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I predict a decline in the number of workingliving teachers...
FTFY
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well, there were argument how it will suppress free speech - but that constitutional amendment isn't nearly as important as the constitutional amendment that let's you talk with a 45 cal or Glock 9. At least for those who evolved the capability of speech.
But - really now - if it lowers the population of Texass, sufficiently, it will all have been worth it now, correct?
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Yes, using "bring" where "take" belongs can only end in tears.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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law will discourage students from attending universities
This seems like bullshit. Do guns discourage people from living in the US? Or going anywhere public?
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harold aptroot wrote: Do guns discourage people from living in the US? Or going anywhere public?
Well, speaking for myself, I will not live in certain states and certainly not visit certain cities. In fact, I'm not actually that keen on travelling abroad at the moment.
And there are obviously places in certain cities that I, as a white guy, will not wander into.
Marc
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