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Even the ones with real medical degrees are as thick as bricks.
Medical careers are for people with memories, not intelligence.
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Unfortunately, the internet is full of unproven, unvalidated reports - look at the number of "taken up by aliens" reports you can find! While some emotional changes are to be expected in someone who suddenly receives a transplant enabling them to live instead of die, it's more likely that they are "projections" from the grieving donor's family who want to see something of the departed live on than genuine "emotion transplants".
I have an open mind on this though: just it needs to be links to published, peer-reviewed scientific articles on triple blind trials to support it. And that's difficult, because it requires proper scientific emotional evaluations of the donor prior to his death as well as the recipient...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Unfortunately, the internet is full of unproven, unvalidated reports
WHAT! When did this happen?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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It started about 20 minutes after FrontPage was first released.
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So it is 19 years I last came out of my cave.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Welcome back, Rip Van Windows!
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lw@zi wrote: WHAT! When did this happen? According to the timestamp on Griff's message, it happened nine hours or so ago.
That message is the first bit of untrue information I've ever seen on the Interwebs.
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I was not originally referring to an Internet article, but to an article in a "Readers Digest" equivalent in my language, Kannada. This was authored by a famous doctor in my city, and though it did not have authoritative statements that this was true, it said that there is speculation like this.
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So...it's an abstract of a discussion attributed to a person who says he heard people saying it?
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Damn! That Belongs on the Internet!
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It's certainly scientifically rigorous enough for many!
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Hey, the Internet made Zuckerberg and a lot of other people stinking rich, so it Must be right!
You should trust every word you read on it!
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That's one way to save on helicopter fuel.
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Maximilien wrote: (is Dave still down in the gulf states or back up north ?)
He was back a few weeks ago, but AFAIK he's down south again.
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Thought of Dave when I heard the story.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I posted a quote from this[^], earlier.
I never dreamed that the whole, wonderful episode would be "down the tubes".
Pro or anti brexit, you'll love it.
... And watching it might help a ruddy forringer or two to see how great the English language is.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: ruddy forringer or two to see how great the English language is. Pretty sure you just disproved your own theory.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
... And watching it might help a ruddy forringer or two to see how great the English language is.
>Hmmm..
>>Hmmmm?
>Aaah!
[Pauze]
>What?
Weird example.. (9:46)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Exactly!
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A few months ago, sales quoted a client on a non-existent feature in one of our products. At the time it annoyed me but I thought 'Shirley they wouldn't want such a thing'. The 'thing' is the ability to use a POT (plain old telephone) to clock in/out of a cloud-based time and attendance application. Of course, I was wrong....but this could be interesting...something new!
Research took me to Twillio where they really push the use of their APIs for all tutorials and samples. When I started to get a handle on how it all works, I realized that I don't need no stinkin' APIs just to generate XML! In just a few short hours, the system is up and running. Since I estimated a week of development time, I'll now have to find a way to look busy for the next 4 days!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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heh. Nice one.
I've no idea how much time I've saved, in the past, by looking into config files and databases that people don't expect you to look into, but I know it's an awful lot.
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You're the reason why the config file for one of my applications is now encrypted. The Evil Notepad Monkeys just looooove to tinker with things they don't understand, and may change without notice in the future.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: The Evil Notepad Monkeys just looooove to tinker with things they don't understand Most of the time I delve into the depths because it appears that the coders don't have a clue what they're doing (or what their customers need), not the other way around.
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