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I hate it when I teach someone all I know about something, and then when what I've taught them isn't sufficient, they come asking me to fix their problem, like I know something more that I didn't share...
coughwifecoughcough
"The printer won't print again."
"Did you do what I showed you?"
"Yes!"
"You restarted the print client?"
"Yes!"
"You restarted the printer?"
"Yes!"
"That's all I know, I got nothing..."
--Thirty seconds later--
::Whirr-Clunk-Clunk-Clunk::
"Hmm, guess she got it..."
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Why would the foolishness of fools disturb you ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I noticed the following in Q&A:
How do I covert to text to speech[^]
I so wanted to submit the answer: "Read Aloud".
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Funny, you should have commented that he try "googling" instead of "goggling". He might have better luck.
Brent
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If knives are cutlery, are spoons scooplery?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cutting question...
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Ah, fork off!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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The main cause of forking is spooning.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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My horoscope cup says that you're on a siplery slope.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Where do you find all these pans?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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From a mate of mine - he's a knife guy!
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I say they should whisk him away to the nut house.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm sure he'll be bowled over by that.
/ravi
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It's for the grater good.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I observe you have honed your edgy wit.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I see you've played Knifey Spoony[^] before.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Took me 10 minutes to find the error:
onProceed: funtion() {
And of course, the only error I get is Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token {
So of course I wonder, where did I have a mismatched curly brace??? Wrong wonderment.
Marc
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let's make an agreement, mate:
you'll deal with my XAML and i ll take your javascript duties
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Aless Alessio wrote: XAML and i ll take your javascript duties
deal with my 4 year old kid, and I'll take care of your XAML
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Done! I love XAML.
This space for rent
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oh man ... am i the only weirdo who likes coding in Javascript ?!?
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Yes.
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There was a time when I frequently used Javascipt to knock of quick and dirty batches. Then along came powershell and I was reformed. Hallelujah!
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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