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Harry Potter and the Deathly Twitters
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Hannibal Lecter - The Hunger Games
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Social Network.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Can I get a golf shirt, with golf clubs built into the sleeves?
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And a frickin' laser on the collar?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And a pair of golf pants with plenty of rooms for the balls?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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That was inspiring story, indeed! He is living life in productive way.
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There is a town in Scotland called Dull.
Care to guess where it's twinned with? Google Maps[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They should make a triple with this place: Langweiler[^]
I leave it to you to translate the name.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I thought all German cities were named "Ausfahrt" - That's what it says on the signs on the highway at least...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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But you don't think that all bigger streets in Ausfahrt are named 'Stop'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And all Dutch trains go to Vertrek, according to the platform notices.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As long as neither is associated with this [^] town - all is well.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Is that town paired perhaps with Phuket in Thailand?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Or Spread Eagle in Wisconsin? Either way I hope they're using Protection...Kansas.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You fly into Phuket from BangKok, Thailand!
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Slightly NSFW and NKSS (if you're prude at least), but it made me think of THIS[^] gem!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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And on the map you see that it is between Blue Ball and Paradise. And I have a hat with that comment.
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It's called that because of all the important road junctions -- it's an intersectional Intercourse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'll bet you're the life of the party...
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Mike Mullikin wrote: the life of the party OI!
No politics in the Lounge!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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