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How did they transport you in the ambulance?
On your stomach?
Sitting up?
Surely, not laying on your back?
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They did not have a choice. I sat up.
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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I suspect we might be related in some way ...
We had a week in Malta recently. As we stood outside the hotel, waiting for the airport pickup, I put the mockers on things by stupidly saying to she who must be obeyed "Everything's gone too well. Great weather, no disasters."
We ring up the travel company to find out where the hell our bus is. In my hand I have their email printed, telling us the pickup time - and we got there 15 mins early. The chap on the phone tells me that our pickup was an hour earlier than shown. SWMBO had used an agent company who subcontracted the job then sent us the wrong pick-up time.
Somewhat angry, I demanded a driver immediately. Some bickering ensued and it soon became clear that they had nobody available.
Back into the hotel, "Can you get us a taxi for the airport asap please?" But at that moment the phone rings and she takes the call. This was a lady, quite possibly on our flight, who went to the airport but "forgot her luggage" She wanted it put in a taxi to the airport. The negotiations took some time ...
Finally, we have a taxi coming covering both us and the woman's luggage. It then takes time to explain to the driver who to look for and get the luggage loaded. I paid (I think) £21 for the privilege. We get underway and the driver asks what time our flight is and when told responds "I don't know if we can make it, today is the Malta Marathon and the roads are closed."
He takes us through every back-street shortcut he knows and puts his foot down. We arrive at the airport and dash into departures. Our check-in closing time was 10:40. It was exactly 10:40. The kindly staff of RyanAir told us to bugger off. I argued, they rang the plane then told us to bugger off again.
So, to the RyanAir desk. How bad can it be, there are 3 weekly flights to Malta from our airport but, it transpires, only one return, in another week. We spend a couple of hours trawling the desks trying to find a sensible flight. The only flight that day would see us land in Liverpool at midnight. Our car is in Bournemouth, 262 miles away. Not ideal.
Eventually we find an EasyJet flight the next morning with 4 spaces. The man at the desk advises it will be cheaper if I book online than have him book it for me. The process is hideous and in order to satisfy our luggage requirements I had to book each ticket separately which took around 1.5 hours in total during which time I was expecting the seats to have sold out. But, we got away with it. Another £241 lighter.
Having now been standing for about 3.5 hours, we headed to Costa for a coffee and a sit down. I rang our hotel only to find that however unlikely it seemed, they are full tonight. So, herself asks a local who directs us to a building on the airport where they have rooms (not in fact the case). However, their business does have a B&B near the airport. The nice chap books us in and gives us a "map" which was a bit like a treasure map drawn by a child. It had the odd blob to indicate something or other, an "X" to mark the spot and nothing as superfluous as roads.
But, he assured us, it was only 5 minutes away, no need for a taxi.
An hour and a half later, after help from a police woman and a local, we found the place with me drenched in sweat from transporting the luggage. Pay up front, another £80.
So, I ask, where can we eat? Nowhere was the reply. You'll have to get the bus to Valetta. She then kindly gave us (incorrect) directions to the bus stop. Chuck in some bus fares and the cost of some generous food and drink but a pleasant evening in Valetta and even managed not to miss the last bus back.
Next morning, the receptionist assures us we cannot get a bus to the airport and "recommends someone" (a close relative no doubt). Having used the bus the night before and checked the routes, we knew it was lies and we got there, this time well ahead of when we needed to be.
Good flight all is well, except for the fact that we now find ourselves in Gatwick, some 116 miles from where the car is. Train ticket time - another £82 lighter. Incidentally, there was an option of much cheaper train tickets, but the only info was that they were via somewhere I had never heard of. Luckily, we asked an employee and discovered that this diversion would have added about 12 hours to the journey. A bullet dodged!
We then had to get a friend to take us from the station (once back home) to the airport to collect the car - Extra £19 parking charges.
You can't beat a nice relaxing holiday.
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Rich Leyshon wrote: We ring up the travel company
Might be different where you are but around here with such snafus if you get a media outlet involved (TV station) and they start reporting on it, such companies are more than willing to pay for everything. They would rather have the media outlet ring off with that rather than stating that the travel company claim it is your problem not theirs.
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#Worldle #479 2/6 (100%)
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not too hard
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Well that was quick, and luckily I realized it is an English word because it is a very common italian one and I'd have overlooked it otherwise.
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The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
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I agreed, so I ditched Xfinity and went with Ziply.
Now I get 1GB up + down. I'd take 2GB but I only have Cat5 right now.
So excited. I've waited years for fiber to the curb.
*does a little dance*
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I had to wait years for fibre to cabinet ... Still, 40Mb/s is pretty good for round here - most get about 10Mb/s at best due to poor quality cables from the cabinet.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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11MB up 40 Down on a good day!
We live so far out in the country they have to transfer packets by donkey!
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine for those I can not!
PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - An updated version available! JaxCoder.com
Latest Article: Simon Says, A Child's Game
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I getting about 100MB today. It can vary somewhat from time to time
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Mike Hankey wrote: transfer packets by donkey There's a story about British Telecom that applies. Some folks demonstrated that they could transfer data using a carrier pigeon and a microSD drive faster than you could using BT fiber in central London.
Software Zen: delete this;
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See RFCs 1149 and 2549.
Don't underestimate the data carrying capacity of a 747 with a cargo of microSDs.
-- Anon
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It was called SneakerNet back in the day for a reason.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Don't underestimate the data carrying capacity of a 747 with a cargo of microSDs.
-- Anon I head this for the first time around 1979-80, then as 'A truckload of magnetic tape has a tremendous bandwidth'.
This variation with 747 and microSDs is new to me. Of course it is just as true as the magnetic tape version, but it is no better at retransmission in case of checksum errors. Nor can you run a website based on that technology.
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