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Definitely not a boring day
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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There are a lot of feral cats around here. Regularly I go out to the large bins and as I throw in a bag one or more street moggies shoot out; quite a good trick really.
The down side is at the weekend we went swimming with some friends and while walking back through the town a cat attacked our friends' puppy. It was a nasty quick fire premeditated assault. I grabbed the dog and picked it up, he was very scared, while trying to get rid of the cat. Eventually I had to kick it away; not an action I take pride in. It was only afterwards that we saw the feline slink away to the nearby tree where her kittens where hiding. The puppy was no threat, but she obviously thought any dog was a danger.
Oh and I found a dead kitten beside the car when we went out yesterday morning. I try to explain to the girls that these are not pets but feral and have to be left to live wild.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nika left a dead mouse in my bedroom not long ago.
After three days the stench was so horrible I decided to just clean out my entire room, that's when I found it...
She also woke me up in the middle of the night because there was a butterfly.
She was sitting triumphantly next to it and then when I looked at it she stopped meowing and decided it was time to catch it.
As soon as she reached for the butterfly it flew up right in Nika's face.
Hilarity ensued
Really, you've got to love cats. They're little live bundles of joy
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Are young deer very fawned of each other?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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If a buck took a job as a female deer's massage therapist, would it be because he kneaded the doe?
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No I-deer
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Doe
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Ray
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Meeeeeee
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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So?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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fa so...
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Tea
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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la tea... almost tea time!
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Something something Bambi.
Can't come up with a pun this morning.
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My eyes started bleating after reading that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ahh, you've arrived just in tine.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm trying to buck the trend of being tardy.
/ravi
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You might want to hoof it after that.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Only if they are in a rut.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Bucking the trend, I grazed out the window for some inspiration. I don't know white tale I expected to come up with but as forest I can see (and you can read), it was a failure.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You Sir have a way with words.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Sometimes I feel like posting "I DONT KNOW" as an answer in the question answer forum.
It will get deleted by a moderator so I don't.
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How about I post "WHY?" as a question.
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