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I just read this, and I weep. There is no engineering in FRONT END DEVELOPMENT.
gag me with a spoon, then beat me to death with it. The sad thing is why this is funny - there is a good element of truth in it. People are just making ***t up to make themselves look creative.
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Hi All,
I have a laser printer scanner combo on my desk, which I couldn't get to work...updated driver...needed Admin, my left eye, etc. you get the picture. Still didn't work get fed up open back of printer find three pieces of A4 gummed together pull 'em out (with pliers), find the magenta toner leaking dust every where reassemble. Now I have a working printer!
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Good grief!
You use paper in the office?
The problem I have with my inkjet is that I use it so infrequently that every time I try the cartridges have dried out...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sadly yes.. with the new system were trying (and I mean trying!) to develop we encouraging against printing where ever possible and now the users are ready to lose the plot as they are old school.
Changing tech / processes isn't something to do to them without planning
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Give the user an electric shock every time they print something.
Also record their responses.
Should be effective AND fun!
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YouTube!
Go on, you know you want to ...
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A4? THere's you're problem right there.
8.5" x 11" is the paper used by all decent printers. A4 indeed! A4 is barbaric!
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Inches? What neanderthals still use inches to measure things?
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Midi_Mick wrote: Inches? What neanderthals still use inches to measure things?
Inches? No. Our paper is 8.5" X 11". 8.5 Double-ticks X 11 Double-ticks.
You are right. No one uses inches any more.
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Those who don't need to respond to spam offering to add three.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yet more proof that windows is cr@p with (paper) drivers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?
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I'm rooting for a better thought tomorrow.
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Maybe you should just hop along then.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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If you have the root password you can do whatever you like.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Uuggh. Square glasses are good for Scotch!
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If you add a dozen ice cubes to English beer, you get American beer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you drink the British beer, then refill the glass with ice cold water you get US beer.
If you use a clean glass instead, you get Bud Lite.
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An excellent assessment, Sir!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This method[^] can be used to convert other types of beer as well (in our case UK beer in, US beer out)!
Warning: Link definitely not safe for Mark's work!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I believe you're referring to this:
5. Nothing Not Safe For Work, nothing you would not want your wife/husband, your girlfriend/boyfriend, your mother or your kid sister seeing on your screen. For those discussions where you wish to be a little more frank, use the Soapbox[^]".
If stand-up regulars start breaking the rules, we'll be up to our necks in trolls and @rseholes within six months.
Trying to avoid that (which I have seen happen over and over again, through the decades, so don't bother trying to pull the "it'll never happen here" defence) is not nazism, it's plain common sense.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can you write "a***hole" in the lounge? Please do try to moderate your language and follow the rules...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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xkcd: Will It Work[^]
It seems rather pertinent to you lot. I pretty much agree with his ordering as well, and especially agree with the hover text.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Github link -> More than once this links to a repository that will not compile.
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From what I've heard from others, App Store is such a PITA to work with, it takes a lot of effort to get your code working based on how you are supposed to use the the tools. Conversely, as a user downloading something from an app store, I've never had a problem.
And package managers should be at the bottom of the list too. Rarely does that process work without some pain point. Actually, I have better experiences with PM's on Linux than I do with Window's NuGet.
Marc
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