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Only if I'm allowed a motor!
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OriginalGriff wrote: And about 20 hours faster than I could do it..
...by riding a sheep, that is.
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Don't whine and start running!
Once a someone said to me: "if you can run 10 km then you can also run the half-marathon. If you can run the half marathon then you can run the full one" (or something like that).
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At 85 the man is significantly faster than I was at 35, which was 20 years ago .
Software Zen: delete this;
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We have time to improve.
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Some of us more than others, youngster .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well done Ed.
Someone had to run it, and glad it was not me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Wow, the Flying Sikh!
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If you take your kids fishing, are you the Codfather?
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We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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We've haddock enough of your silly puns. Halibut you stop trawling for laughs.
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So long and thanks for all the fish
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I'd never take them fishing as I'm more like a Slothfather.
Although I do enjoy nightly bug hunting so I could be a Mothfather.
Perhaps we'll stop at a bar for some alcohol, Shotfather.
I'll dress in black and put on some depressing makeup as I'm also a Gothfather.
Actually, I don't have kids at all and I'm just a shingle looking to get nailed[^]
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Sander Rossel wrote: Actually, I don't have kids at all
Definitely a Slothfather then...
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I wouldn't have it any other way
Of all the things I am being not-a-father is the most awesome!
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Unless you happen to be royalty. Then you are the kingfisher.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Did that one come easy, or did you have to mullet over?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
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Why would you fish for your own kind?
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Can we turtle these fish puns?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Do you mean I should fin-ish with them?
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There is no need to keep carping on about them.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You're trying to put me in my plaice, aren't you?
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Holy mackerel, I can't tackle this any more.
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