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Schroedinger's Zombie...
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'
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Speaking of which, this is the latest really cute cat video I've seen:
Cat Tries To Save His Human From DROWNING IN THE BATHTUB!! (CUTEST KITTY EVER) - YouTube[^]
Call it my small contribution to the internet to share it!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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a good one ...
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These vapid puns really leave me steamed.
Software Zen: delete this;
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At least it's condensed into a short post.
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Surprised it was even discovered, I thought it was just vapourware.....
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One of those gags where you think: "Why the Hell did no-one think of it before?"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was all in dew time. Don't rain on his parade.
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Did you just return http status code 418?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I haven't got the foggiest what you're talking about!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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If you bought a fast yacht, should you call it Usain Boat?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you bought a fat yacht you should call it Fernando Boatero.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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As in UBoat? You might get into trouble for that....
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Yes, that would be a copyright encroachment, or whatever that is called.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: UBoat
There's a hyphen in "U-boat".
But then, only a real grammar-Nazi would point that out.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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But there isnt in a name contraction, which is what I wrote. :P
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Well, actually... the military to this day spell it 'UBoot'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes... but only if you call your private jet Eddie Eagle.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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not to forget Vincent the Vulture[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good Lord!
I actually had forgotten him!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Maybe a crop duster, rather than a private jet ...
OT, but WTH: Have you seen the film? Despite being as accurate as Hollywood normally gets (I was just surprised he wasn't 'Murican) it's not too bad.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Maybe a crop duster Shirley for an eagle, you have to use a feather duster.
OriginalGriff wrote: Have you seen the film? Loved it to bits! Fiction can be as much fun as fact.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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