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While I believe that somewhere along the line drugs were ingested by the OP, I don't believe any other part of the story, and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions, rants, trolling ... there.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: I don't believe any other part of the story and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions
Trust me, it did happen and I see no reason why I would lie or you would think I would lie?
Are you really suggesting any post you don't believe should be in the Soapbox? That's an interesting rule you are proposing there.
BillWoodruff wrote: other poorly written
I'll give you that.
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Is a pod of musical whales an Orcastra?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Am I glad that you decided against punning sperm whales.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think he tossed that idea off right away.
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It sucked!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There does seem to be a real fa-cetacean with the aquatics here.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Do programming sharks use ageel methodologies?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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A lot of fishy puns lately, is that a fluke?
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Clearly he's begun to flounder.
/ravi
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He seems to be making a halibut out of it.
/ravi
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He's doing it on porpoise I tell ya.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's begun to give me a haddock.
/ravi
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Not sure what to Mako that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hate to seem crabby, but I have run out of fish puns, so I will clam up. (which I have used before).
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You need to regrouper and try again.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"When killer whales hunt, is it an orcastrated attack?"
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That one is way better!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Griff's losing his touch.
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They put on a killer of a show
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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a pod of musical wails is Celine Dion
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Spot on!...well if you dumped the 'musical' part anyway.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Isn't music from Wales played at an Eisteddfod?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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