|
671 Blower: $8700
Underwear: $40
Hmm...
Get ready for new underpants!
|
|
|
|
|
I say JSOP's getting $8700 worth of underwear this Christmas.
|
|
|
|
|
|
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: 671 Blower: $8700
Underwear: $40
... what happens next: priceless.
(dun forget your mastercard)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
|
|
|
|
|
Are you building the last of the V8s?
If you get a blower, everyone will need new underwear.
|
|
|
|
|
PIEBALDconsult wrote: If you get a blower, everyone will need new underwear.
I'd be lyin' if I said that wasn't the desired effect.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
|
|
|
|
|
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: SWMBO You're married to Ursula Andress?
Or are you more the Rumpole type?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
She Who Must Be Obeyed
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
|
|
|
|
|
Yup.
From H. Rider Haggard's "She: A History of Adventure" (initially serialised in some penny dreadful or another). Played by Ursula Andress in the movie She[^].
And the only thing we get to learn about Rumpole of the Bailey's[^] wife.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Mark_Wallace wrote: Ursula Andress
Haha - there are very few here who'll know who she is!
Mark_Wallace wrote: Rumpole
I'm pretty sure JSOP is nothing like Rumpole!
|
|
|
|
|
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: there are very few here who'll know who she is!
I could scan some images from this magazine for they who want more information...
|
|
|
|
|
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Haha - there are very few here who'll know who she is! But once they find out, I doubt there are many who'll forget -- I mean, she was the first Bond girl, for Heaven's sake!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
And the best one!
Nobody can forget Ursula Undress underneath the mango tree...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
|
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Haha - there are very few here who'll know who she is!
I beg to differ. It's my impression that the age average of this forum is quite high. I'm sure the majority of regulars will have had a poster of her on his boy room wall...
Now Rumpole on the other hand...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
|
I'm too young to have had a poster of Ursula Andress on my wall.
Rumpole, OTOH, reads a lot better than he looks.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
|
|
|
|
|
I think after she sees $8700, she will need new underwear and you can have the ones she used to have.
|
|
|
|
|
Best retort!
|
|
|
|
|
You still running a V6?
A quick check shows those blowers for under 3K on eBay. I'm sure they com with an allen key and a single page of IKEA-style instructions for bolting that bad boy on.
cheers
Chris Maunder
|
|
|
|
|
Chris Maunder wrote: You still running a V6?
No. If you keep up, you would recall a couple of years ago he removed his V6 and automatic and retro fitted a 70's (I think) era big block V8 and manual transmission.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
|
|
|
|
|
...and his Man Points reinstated.
cheers
Chris Maunder
|
|
|
|
|
Whale oil beef hooked - the last thing I would have thought of (well, yes, of course it was ).
In a fit of desperation I moved the wife's laptop to close to the WiFi relay, and plugged in a network cable - and it worked just fine. It seems that for ordinary browsing, including streaming BBC World Service News, everything works just fine, but when it was asked to download a large file (usually a TV program or film) the network card goes slow, and finally goes on strike but I 'aint buying her a new laptop as I suspect this could be residual damage from when she spilled wing one it, that caost me a new keyboard.
I have now installed a third WiFi thingy, relaying from the second one, close enough to the usual place my wife works from, and connected with a good ol' piece of wire.
I get to live another day!
|
|
|
|
|
Heat.
Something has been stressed (probably the wine) and continual use gets it hotter until it degrades and starts rejecting packets.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Yup - has to be. I shall buy her a WiFi USB dongle, but there will definitely need to be a substantial quid pro quo.
|
|
|
|
|
I'd suggest that replacing the lappie might be a better move - clearly the wine went further than you thought, and there may be more damage in there waiting to express itself.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Further to Griff's comment. A lot of laptop overheating issues are solved by clearing the dust bunnies out of the cooling air path. Hit youtube for a vid of how to disassemble that model if you can't find the relevant manual online.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
|
|
|
|