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I would not do that. The recruitment poster[^] does.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Found a better one: Uncle Saruman[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The posting rules are clear,
- but -
the positing rules: not so much.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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The guy who wrote the software I'm currently trying to fix had a neat fuzzy logic system going.
As far as I can decipher from his "code", it went something like this:
NULL - Was I really meant to initialise it?
TRUE - Well, it seemed as good a value as any other so I just went with it.
FALSE - See true.
TRUE OR FALSE - I really haven't a clue what's going on and maybe calling it IsNotInCollection added to the confusion so I'll test for both true and false because one of them's bound to be right. I think.
TUESDAY AFTERNOON - Something always has to be different on a Tuesday afternoon, doesn't it?
POSSIBLY - Might be, might not be, better not test just in case.
WOMBLES - I wasn't really thinking about the requirements when I wrote this bit.
CATFISH - Catfish? Catfish are cool, m'kay. They've got those weird probe-like things that look a bit like whiskers. That's why they call them catfish, you know. They can get really, really big and stuff. What's this software meant to be doing again?
WIBBLE - I'm going to show off now and try to do some LINQ. I'm good at LINQ and I'll be even better when I've learned it.
OOPSIE - Damn! I almost got it right, I was just binding to a completely unrelated value. It happens.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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"oopsie" sounds cute...
so it will work well in discussions I think
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Tachyonx wrote: so it will work well in discussions I think
It doesn't seem to work in any situation that I'm yet to discover!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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This makes really a nice metrics for code reviews ... ,
Cheers
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to make things more fuzzy, perhaps this effect can be called "hazy logic" which would thus mean "fuzzy gone bad" ? ...
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megaadam wrote: Do you remember the hype about "fuzzy logic" back in the 80's?
Is that what Javascript was invented for?
Marc
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I maintain some code that is so old, the 'fuzz' is from mold.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Could reinstated contain where we are now ? (4)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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site? please be wrong. I can't set these
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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HERE?
Four letters from REHirEd?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I like your thinking but nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Here?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Inst (as in instante mense)?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Inst as in "This month" well done you are up Monday
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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So sad![^]
He spoke English, you know! He learned it from a book!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I know nothin' I'm from Barcelona.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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He certainly left his mark, a very clever and funny man
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Fawlty Towers was one of my favourite sitcoms from my childhood. Makes me laugh as much now as it did then. Pure farcical comedy. He will be very much missed.
RIP Manuel
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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