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Ho ho ho, they're as smooth as eggs! 
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Is that where he puts his jingle balls?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I have no words to add[^]
None?
Not even at the beginning of the clause?
I could add one of many names.
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Fifty years ago?
Fifty?!?
Half a bluddy century?
No way.
Someone's been distorting the time field.
We need a Doctor.
Or maybe it's just me who does.
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Over that: it was released in '65, so that's 51 years now (Early Dec, 1965)
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First Beatles album I half way liked. Musta been when they started doing drugs? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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It was when they realised that they could use the same amount of time write songs that actually meant something, rather than just cobble together lyrics that appealed mainly to screaming girlies (who were p1ssing them off them more and more, as time went by).
I only noticed the date because Ritchie Cunningham made a documentary about them, recently. I was sure he said '66 -- but that might have been the US release.
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Oh, great.
Rub it in, why don't you?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I like metamorphic rocks: the colours are slate of the art.
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That's pretty solid thinking right there
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Yes, you can take that for granite.
/ravi
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Ah, but many of those who produce rock aren't even anthropomorphic.
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My 'piggy bank' is a metal container which once came with a champagne bottle for the year 2000. Every week I drop whatever is left over in my wallet into it and it was quite full and really heavy, somewhere around 24 pounds.
Time to take the stuff to the bank. The result: 33 new 100€ bills for my collection.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So ... you're saying that three grand is "pocket change" for you? 
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In a way, yes. Things did not always go so well and having a little reserve put aside was a bitter lesson I had to learn.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Can you lend me a couple of million euro till pay day? 
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Unfortunately not. If I had those, I would quit my job and start programming online games. And I would buy one of the last toys I always wanted, like a Lamborghini Aventador.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So you've already got the helicopter and the private jet?
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Jets are boring and, looking around in the room, I have eight helicopters here. 
Two tiny trainers, three 450 size ready to fly, one 450 slowly turning into a scale Vietnam Huey and another scratch built 450 which will become a model of the Seaking 66 that pulled the Apollo 11 Astronauts out of the water. Last, the 550 is sitting on the microwave.
Occasionally I take an hour in a Huey simulator and, if I ever had a chance to really make use of it, it would not be beyond me to get myself a helicopter license. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm sitting in an hotel room, and I'm as jealous as Hell. 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Already on the next job?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A year when I have less than ten jobs is logged as "quiet".
My advice is to never become expert in anything -- but if you do, make sure people don't find out about it.
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CDP1802 wrote: it would not be beyond me to get myself a helicopter license.
'Tis an expensive hobby, that. My instructor described it as "turning money into noise" 
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