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No, but it does have gorillas.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Perhaps it's a German view on the entire situation.
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"FrameWork," or, "Application Context"
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Underlying IT Infrastructure ?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but not in practice. - Anonymous
A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. - B. Bryson
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Engineers would call this ancillaries.
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Application Execution Environment
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I have a couple:
1) Joy
2) Bliss
3) Billable Hours
4) Stuff I forgot to include in #3 when I wrote the qoute!
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Dependencies?
Interfaces?
People, Process and Dependency?
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I went to McDonald's yesterday (I usually only get a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit and some fries), and someone mixed up Bacon and sausage. I went back and talked to the manager, and she sighed and said 'again?', so it seems that this has happened before.
As I was leaving, she was giving the employee responsible an earful, and he said, and I quote, "Bacon is pork. Sausage is pork. Therefore sausage is Bacon".
The entire restaurant fell silent at that.
I left right afterwards, so I don't know what happened next.
But still, how do you mix up Bacon and sausage?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: "Bacon is pork. Sausage is pork. Therefore sausage is Bacon"
Someone should tell him that's not how the Liskov Substitution Principle works
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On the basis that "you are what you eat", of course.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I guess you know which is the part of the vegetables that is the hardest to digest?
The wheelchair.
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Vegetarian != retarded...
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Is that what you're really getting from my post?
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Leave him alone. You know he is one of them (?|!)
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Marco Bertschi (SFC) wrote: You know he is one of them A McDonalds employee? No I'm not!
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Since when do they have McDonald's in Mordor?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hey, I live in NL, too, you know, and I've seen what I've seen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But, his APPLICATION is IN, and there IS HOPE
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I was initially going to reply with "Let's play Spot the Vegetarian", but decided against using that tired old meme...
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I'm just saying, just because someone is a vegetarian (and yes, I happen to be one) does not mean we fail at basic logic
Bacon == pig == sausage == true sounds more like average McDonalds staff/retard logic than vegetarian logic
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