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OriginalGriff wrote: You may not want to touch the keys yourself after they have touch typed Depends what they touched them with.
When ours wants feeding, he sits in front of or on the wife's keyboard until he gets the desired attention.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: he sits in front of or on the wife's keyboard
It's the "on" bit, really. I've smelled what goes out of that end when I clean his litter tray...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you really loved the cat you'd not care.*
* So many non-KSS responses buried in the litter box of memory.
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Today my native language comes to my help for the third time: Catzonia has only a different letter and basically the same sound of what we would call "the land of duck-heads". In nomen omen.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
modified 10-Feb-17 8:40am.
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Went to an "IT Expo" today. Stopped at a booth where they said they provide programming services. Had a sign that said "Senior Programmers: $14.99 an hour". Guy looked at me and said "you look like you have a question". I told him I wondered how the Hades he found senior programmers who would work for $15 an hour. Then I saw the sign that said outsource. Maybe Bob in Elbonia.
Rules for playing Javascript frameworks.
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get out of the game.
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You get what you pay for.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"You get what you pay for"
Occasionally.
Rules for playing Javascript frameworks.
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get out of the game.
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True.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Many businesses make decisions based on quarter-to-quarter profits, so... That ground-up rebuild further down the road doesn't matter.
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A horse and a donkey can't mate except on a fifth Sunday in February.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Depends on which is male and female Apart from the whole 28 day problem
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Jon McKee wrote: Many businesses make decisions based on quarter-to-quarter profits, so.. And so Agile programming was born!
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOzYou get what you pay for.
That's why when I buy stuff - like our car, camera, TV, etc. I always buy it from the most expensive vendor. I just know deep inside that paying those extra dollars will add to the purchase in subtle but glorious ways!
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Quote: "A sucker and his money are soon parted."
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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and I thought I was the only one that felt this way.
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Have you bought many apple or adobe products?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thankfully, no! Yes, sometimes one does overpay.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It might be even worse. If they're charging $15/hour, that means the actual "senior" dev is making a fraction of that. (About a third, based on the last fraction I heard)
TTFN - Kent
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I didn't ask if that included Agile.
Rules for playing Javascript frameworks.
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get out of the game.
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You should report it to Mr. T
Bryian Tan
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I pity the fool.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Or in Italy. 12€/hour if you're lucky.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The only problem that I have with this business model is that when the code hits the fan, they start to spam me with desperate job offers like:
looking for Senior Mobile Developer urgentzzz
2 month contract, great project for major institution, high profile deliverables
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Pirates this time: Guinea Pirate[^]
But fear not! Chris is issuing Special Equipment[^] to all workers.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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